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Oct. 9, 2015, 8:46 p.m.

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-During a discussion about truth Ryan: Lying will get you places. Mr. Clay puts Ryan's quote unto the board

#5815

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Feb. 13, 2016, 3:30 p.m.

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//We're in complex, trying to define interior, exterior, and boundary points of regions in terms of "epsilon balls" and "punctured epsilon balls" (yes, these are real terms). //The class is going back and forth over which of the balls in which of the three definitions should be punctured. They ultimately decide that none of the balls should be punctured. Brian: Moral of the story: don't puncture your balls. //Later, Stein walks in because we're making a lot of noise Stein: This class is so loud. Schwartz: That's wonderfully ironic. [We can hear Stein's loud stat activities very clearly across the hall.] Stein: I'm trying to teach, and all I can hear is Arnold Mong yelling "balls, balls, balls!"

#5825

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Feb. 22, 2016, 10:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles points at Shwetha's stuffed sheep Giles: Is that a troll doll or something?

#6236

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Feb. 8, 2017, 9:34 p.m.

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Street: When you are placing your trebuchets you don't just pick some random spot. You have to actually use the value from your STELLA model, not Some Wild Ass Guess. Hmm... what would that be... SWAG? Yes, there is no SWAG in science.

#6416

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May 8, 2017, 9:56 p.m.

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//Wallops 2017 Instructor: what strange color is on these plants? Harris: the plants are kind of reddish... Instructor: Harris just said the plants are red, good job! Soumith: hold up, isn't Harris colorblind?

#6571

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Sept. 11, 2017, 12:20 p.m.

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//Pchem Pham: Last year the freshmen not scared of me. I don't know where I went wrong!

#6692

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Oct. 1, 2017, 3:20 p.m.

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Mr.Schafer: Let's say Mr.Hammond and Mr.Stein both ignore everything that I said at this point. //Schafer had just talked about not sharing and comparing the physics test Mr.Schafer: Let's say Mr. Hammond lost 4 points, and Mr.Stein lost 5. If they compare their work and did the exact same thing...well, that's just unfair. I'll look at them both, and take the extra point off of Mr. Hammond's. //Hammond storms to Schafer's desk, throws his keys on the floor, and stomps away

#6930

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Nov. 14, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

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//talking about how energy = pain Schafer: Do you play a musical instrument? Student: Yeah. Schafer: With your right hand or left hand? Student: Uh, right hand. Schafer (smiles): Great! Put your right hand there. Next to the bowling ball. //student complies very very nervously

#7070

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Dec. 20, 2017, 2:40 p.m.

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/Max burns himself with a hot glue gun Max: Jesus F-king Christ1 Mr. Street: Not even god can save you now.

#7207

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Feb. 8, 2018, 11:37 p.m.

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//Student pronounces "h" during Spanish class Cuadrado: We don't pronounce the "h" en Español. ¿Comó se dice "hello" en Español? Students: 'Ello