#6171

1717

Jan. 7, 2017, 10:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Bring your old tests on Monday. Jessica: What if they're in a different state? Schafer: You mean your tests are liquid?

#6316

1717

March 17, 2017, 5:34 p.m.

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//Cuadrado is angry at students Cuadrado: There is only one clown allowed in this classroom!...Me! Cuadrado: And only when I want to!

#6655

1717

Sept. 25, 2017, 12:19 p.m.

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//Grace's phone rings Pham: Is it Steven?

#6674

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

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Street: The thought of planning ahead is grotesque to you magnets.

#6675

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:05 p.m.

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//Student 1 gets caught looking up Schwartz during R&E Street: Close that thing before I call your mother. //he leaves Student 2: Teacher jealousy.

#6679

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 7:49 p.m.

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Gabaree: Imagine if a malicious internet attack occurred during the PARCC Robert: Is that an invitation?

#6722

1717

Oct. 5, 2017, 6:54 p.m.

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//Schafer is showing a video about relative motion. It is in Japanese, and he doesn't care about what they are saying except for an exciting statement in one spot, which he asks a student to translate for him. Schafer: What is ...Nagamasa? Student: You mean *speaks japanese* Schafer: What's that mean? *mounting excitement* Student: "He threw it." //Schafer is visibly disappointed

#6760

1717

Oct. 12, 2017, 7:41 a.m.

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(Talking about coffee) Piper: It's my drug of choice. *pause* Well, one of them. (Silence from the class) Piper: Not to imply that the others are drugs.

#6845

1717

Oct. 25, 2017, 5:47 p.m.

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Steven: So if you know calculus, this is easy. //Writes stuff on board Steven: Oh shoot is Schwartz here? Freshmen, you saw nothing.

#6906

1717

Nov. 8, 2017, 10:34 a.m.

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Mrs. Sloe: "Babies are fat, right? So if you drop a baby, it sort of bounces."