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⚐ Report// English Pd. 2 Howard: Fahrenheit 451 is about a society where books are banned because they think their ideas are dangerous. Howard: Nothing like that could ever happen today! Muttering under his breath: Florida.
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⚐ Report//as Anderson pours out Pepsi to any students who want it Anderson: My wife and I go to this Chinese place, and afterward they always send us a two-litre bottle of Pepsi. Anderson: Even when we tell them not to. I don't understand it. Anderson: I tell them to give us Diet Pepsi -- they give us Pepsi. I tell them to just not give us anything -- they give us Pepsi anyway. Anderson: So I am liquidating my supply.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Have you guys been quizzed on memorizing the elements of the periodic table? *Class shakes head* Schafer: You guys have lived a deprived childhood.
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⚐ Report// Mr. Kyei comes back to Blair Foster: Yeah, he came back to return his Chromebook.
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⚐ ReportAnderson: Macbeth was expecting that he would die from something incredible. Anderson: Such as getting struck down by a thunderbolt from Zeus. Anderson: Instead, he dies to a bunch of sticks and a c-section.
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⚐ ReportStudent: I just had a dream about Mr. Schwartz grading our tests. Student: Key word being dreamed.
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⚐ Report// Jacobs AP lit; class is silent Jacobs: I’m a creep // more silence Jacobs: I’m a weirdo
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⚐ ReportLodal: You all have caused the room to rise by 1.2 degrees since we got here Lodal: I feel like that's all James's fault Andrew: Yeah because he's so hot.