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#11796

1010

May 1, 2023, 1:22 p.m.

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// English Pd. 2 Howard: Fahrenheit 451 is about a society where books are banned because they think their ideas are dangerous. Howard: Nothing like that could ever happen today! Muttering under his breath: Florida.

#11823

1010

May 10, 2023, 7:30 p.m.

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//as Anderson pours out Pepsi to any students who want it Anderson: My wife and I go to this Chinese place, and afterward they always send us a two-litre bottle of Pepsi. Anderson: Even when we tell them not to. I don't understand it. Anderson: I tell them to give us Diet Pepsi -- they give us Pepsi. I tell them to just not give us anything -- they give us Pepsi anyway. Anderson: So I am liquidating my supply.

#11914

1010

May 31, 2023, 8:08 a.m.

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Schafer: Have you guys been quizzed on memorizing the elements of the periodic table? *Class shakes head* Schafer: You guys have lived a deprived childhood.

#11925

1010

June 2, 2023, 11:08 a.m.

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Ethan, upon introduction to some gay people: Oh shoot! There's more lesbians!

#11926

1010

June 2, 2023, 12:09 p.m.

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// Mr. Kyei comes back to Blair Foster: Yeah, he came back to return his Chromebook.

He teaches part time at Northwood and at UMD now

foster, kyei

#11981

1010

June 12, 2023, 1:34 p.m.

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Anderson: Macbeth was expecting that he would die from something incredible. Anderson: Such as getting struck down by a thunderbolt from Zeus. Anderson: Instead, he dies to a bunch of sticks and a c-section.

referring to how Macbeth would die from a man not born of a woman

macbeth, anderson

#11982

1010

June 12, 2023, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: I just had a dream about Mr. Schwartz grading our tests. Student: Key word being dreamed.

it's been 2 months since we've gotten anything back

grades, schwartz

#12025

1010

Aug. 30, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Cooper: I’m bisexual, but with a 100% preference towards men

#12033

1010

Aug. 31, 2023, 8:09 p.m.

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// Jacobs AP lit; class is silent Jacobs: I’m a creep // more silence Jacobs: I’m a weirdo

what the hell is she doing here? she doesn’t belong here

lit, jacobs

#12055

1010

Sept. 6, 2023, 7:57 a.m.

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Lodal: You all have caused the room to rise by 1.2 degrees since we got here Lodal: I feel like that's all James's fault Andrew: Yeah because he's so hot.

//mod note: no, Lodal meant that his side rose from the 1.2 degree tilt -- was James on the other side of the room?

lodal, Andrew zhao, andrew, ess