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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:06 a.m.

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//A teacher who bears a strong resemblance to Sarah Palin is in the lab //Jacob opens a picture of Palin and starts dong a side-by-side comparison Pham: What you doing? Shirley: Don't they look similar? Pham: Noooo, no. Hair is different. But she has the square face, you guys seeing that?

#1047

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Dec. 4, 2009, 12:03 p.m.

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Ms. Yordan: I don't want to hear any foul language. //30 seconds later Ms. Yordan: SIT DOWN DAMMIT!

#1074

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Dec. 7, 2009, 4:28 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel's phone rings Simel (answers): Hey, I'm in class, but I have a quick question: Is bringing shot glasses to Hanukkah too inappropriate? //listens for a bit Simel: What! So the drinking theme is out for this year?

#1166

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:55 p.m.

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//Schafer is copying from a book onto the board Mikey: Are you sure? Schafer: Yes, I'm reading it out of the Good Book. //a minute later Schafer: Son of a biscuit! I can't read!

#1220

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Dec. 19, 2009, 11:46 a.m.

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Student: I can't get it up! Mr. McMahon: That's a personal problem.

#1272

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Jan. 7, 2010, 3:34 p.m.

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Ravilious: *Reading assignment sheet* 'Develop the following scenario: You are a Native American living between 600 and 1500' -- and no, that does not mean that you're 800 years old.

#1294

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Jan. 11, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Shirley: We just took binx down. Pham: Binx go down?! Why? Shirley: We're doing a memory upgrade. Pham: Oh, how much memory binx have now? Shirley: We're bringing it up to six gigs. Pham: Psssh, that nothing. Shirley: I knew that you would say that! Your laptop has what, three gigs? Pham: Nooo, it has six! Six gigabyte! Shirley: Whoa! (jokingly) Your laptop should be the next binx. Pham: (seriously) Yeah, it could be. *walks away*

#1326

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:35 a.m.

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Pham: Santa, you not supposed to go that way. You supposed to go through roof.

#1343

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:56 p.m.

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//student raises hand Rose: Is this a math question or a bear question? Student: Math question. Rose: Okay. What is it? Student: Why would bears actually follow a sinusoidal curve? Rose: That's a bear question.

#1348

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Jan. 18, 2010, 12:37 p.m.

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Schafer: I'm thinking of one more word. It starts with "fun" and ends with "mental." There's a "duh" in the middle.