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Oct. 6, 2021, 5:07 p.m.

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Schwartz: They call it "College Readiness Day". It's really a day where we're slaves to CollegeBoard... We should boycott CollegeBoard.

#9198

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Oct. 6, 2021, 5:11 p.m.

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// about PSAT Schwartz: Yeah, don't prepare. Just show up and sleep.

#9201

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Oct. 7, 2021, 4:13 p.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, october 7 "It's related to class, in the sense that, like, life is related to class." "We're all gonna suffer together. I don't want to be there, so I'm going to assume that you don't want to be there either, and I'm going to make you be there." "So there you go: there's your innovation period for today." "Okay, so are you ready for this? My guess is that you're not." "I'm gonna blame the British for this. It's probably their fault, like most bad things in the world." "Turns out nuclear bombs are not something you want everyone to have."

#9216

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Oct. 15, 2021, 4:10 p.m.

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Lodal: I'm just not going to get cancer. Just letting you guys know that. I'm just not gonna do it.

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Oct. 28, 2021, 4:16 p.m.

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Duval: The squiddledy-wiggledys -- they probably have a proper name, but I'm gonna use mine ...

#9314

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Nov. 10, 2021, 4:08 p.m.

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// preparation for oral Subayi: If I see you butchering these words, I will butcher your grade.

#9323

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Nov. 11, 2021, 1:12 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: "On a happy note, happiness!"

#9344

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Nov. 12, 2021, 9:45 a.m.

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// on nearpod in ADSA mr kyei: "my favorite part of my week is changing my bitmoji on sunday"

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Nov. 12, 2021, 1:38 p.m.

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// Talking about poision ivy Duval: So I was in 2nd grade, scheming on how to not go to school. Duval: And I decided to strip down and roll around in a patch of poison ivy.

#9355

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Nov. 12, 2021, 2:59 p.m.

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//chaotic duval anthology, november 12 "You can be monotone, but at least be monotone together." "Hilarious that in second grade, I was already scheming about how to get out of school." "Breathing is awesome!" "When we're talking about -- I'm gonna channel my inner Josh here -- when we're talking about *this* ..." "Schwartz walked in one day when I was talking about this. He asks, 'why would you think that?' And then he yells, 'GAAAAA! PURINES!'" "Please don't scream in the middle of the quiz." "Are you sitting there thinking 'what the hell's happening?' A little bit? Good." "You all have this wonderful thing called the Internet available at your fingerprints. Your fingertips? Whatever. It's somewhere." "I'm gonna quiz you on Mara." "Do you need to draw all those nitrogenous bases? No. That would be cruel and unusual." "I can start being more complicated and difficult."