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Nov. 13, 2017, 4:33 p.m.

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//Talking about a theorem that connects the limit of a continuous function and the limit of a sequence Schwartz: What should we call this theorem? Ben: Theorem McTheoremFace! //Schwartz writes this on the board

#7180

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: What you write was your errors for your SRP report? David: Well, I did a math project, so... Pham: Why you do math? Is BORING.

#7211

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Feb. 9, 2018, 11:34 a.m.

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Stein: I would go into a rainforest, arouse an iguana, and then measure their dewlap. If the dewlap is at least 30 cm long, then I will kidnap it.

#7233

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Feb. 15, 2018, 1:20 p.m.

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//Great Gatsby presentations Brian: The author is taking a modernist approach, recognizing that the character isn’t always doing interesting things. For example, in Harry Potter, they don’t talk about him going to the bathroom. Klein: That chapter was deleted. Class: But there was actually some chapters in Harry Potter where he went to the bathroom… Klein: That part was actually interesting though. Sarah: He took an interesting shit. Klein: Harry on the Potter.

#7423

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April 18, 2018, 5:43 p.m.

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Pham: Give example of diffusion? Student 1: When you spray Febreeze, it spreads out in the room. Pham: No no no, there is force. That not diffusion. *calls on another student* Student 2: When you fart, the gases spread everywhere. Class: Wait but there's force. Pham: If you not wearing underwear or something, fart can come out without force!

#7467

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May 3, 2018, 9:30 p.m.

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//Review for Calc AP Rose: Aah! This doesn't say if calculators are allowed or not! It's all because Giles is crazy OCD and retyped every single problem! This packet is so frustrating, I have to stop using his stuff! Schaffer: Actually, this doesn't say if calculators are allowed because it's copied from the scoring guide and the answers are removed. Rose: Oops maybe I made this one...

#8792

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Dec. 7, 2020, 11:22 a.m.

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Kirk: Here lies ... Gwendolyn. Kirk: She forgot to include the 2ab when squaring a binomial.

#8871

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Jan. 7, 2021, 4:45 p.m.

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Blake: I'm erasing my feelings

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March 19, 2021, 12:07 p.m.

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Street: Just a little piece of history -- Mr. Ostrander used to be good at handing out abuse. // a bit later Street: Nothing illegal -- just mental abuse.

#9157

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May 28, 2021, 4:43 p.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, may 28 "Quantum - This isn't the best title for this unit, but it makes it seem very mysterious and inscrutable, so I'm going to leave it (r/IAmVerySmart)" "Those of you who said it was interesting -- you're liars. You're just lying, trying to please me so your grade is higher." "I just want you to be aware -- that it is still possible for snake-people to be created." "I hate it, because it doesn't fit with my worldview, and I don't want to change." "Hey. That's a fair point. But I don't want a fair point -- I don't want reasonable reactions." "And why? ... I don't have a good reason. I will just enforce my will on this class." "If you just can't take school today, and just want to go find memes instead, and paste them into the paper, just ... make sure they're good."