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March 29, 2023, 10:38 a.m.

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Mr. Stein, in a mock outburst at Mr. Rose's stuffed panda: Come on Panda, this is what I'm talking about. You just sit there and don't do any work! This is why you keep failing this class! I keep calling the zoo to talk to your parents but they never pick up.

#11723

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March 29, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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Bosse: So many emails! Bosse: It seems like nobody cares about me until the end of the quarter.

#11728

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March 30, 2023, 4:42 p.m.

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Bosse: I'm going to teach Genetics -- did any of you sign up for that? //no hand-raises Bosse: What's wrong with you guys?!

#11779

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April 21, 2023, 7:57 p.m.

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Hart: Why are you in my class instead of S R and Ping? Hart: Wait, don't pee in public.

#11791

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April 26, 2023, 1:59 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Today, I made hydrophobic water. Jerry: Friendly fire will not be tolerated.

#11805

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May 3, 2023, 8:17 a.m.

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Schafer: Where did F = ma come from? Schafer: It came from Newton's brain. Schafer: I know it's a crap answer but it's true.

#11866

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May 19, 2023, 12:32 p.m.

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Rose: if you Google this, you’ll only find it like on my twitter or something

#11928

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June 2, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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Rose: I think I’m losing it

#11932

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June 5, 2023, 7:58 a.m.

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Schafer: Ok, time for an Italian lesson. Schafer: So we know that "ino" means little and in Italy, there is a pasta called linguini. Schafer: "ling" means tongue, so linguini means little tongue. Schafer: Now there are a bunch of other Italian pastas with names referring to body parts, some rather inappropriate.

#11956

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June 7, 2023, 11:17 p.m.

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// Announcements about how air quality can affect older people Goldberg: I noticed y'all turned and looked at me when the announcements said older people.