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#11932

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June 5, 2023, 7:58 a.m.

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Schafer: Ok, time for an Italian lesson. Schafer: So we know that "ino" means little and in Italy, there is a pasta called linguini. Schafer: "ling" means tongue, so linguini means little tongue. Schafer: Now there are a bunch of other Italian pastas with names referring to body parts, some rather inappropriate.

#11956

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June 7, 2023, 11:17 p.m.

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// Announcements about how air quality can affect older people Goldberg: I noticed y'all turned and looked at me when the announcements said older people.

#11970

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June 9, 2023, 2:46 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Niklas(as Genghis Khan): I died in 1220. Michael Wang(as Che Guevara): Damn you died that early?

#12002

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June 16, 2023, 3:04 p.m.

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Smolen: Don't skip leg day! Body proportions are important.

#12047

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Sept. 3, 2023, 3:04 p.m.

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// Talking about the trolley problem where the train flies off the track Jerry Song: But your honor, Free Bird was playing.

video for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJUh9OjVbmY

jerry

#12048

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Sept. 3, 2023, 7 p.m.

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Hadar: Who the hell is Nicolas Cage? Nikhita: Isn’t that the sex guy? Nikhita: Oh wait, that’s Genghis Khan

#12054

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Sept. 5, 2023, 5:10 p.m.

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Rose: I'm getting everything I want today. This never happens. Rose: Should I keep asking for things, or should I quit while I'm ahead?

#12111

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Sept. 13, 2023, 9:23 a.m.

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// Bannister sits on a chair and it sinks Bannister: i'm going to kill myself *long pause* Bannister: sitting on this chair

#12113

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Sept. 13, 2023, 1 p.m.

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Stelzner: There haven't been any good fights this year

#12181

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Sept. 21, 2023, 1:50 p.m.

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Eric Yang: My cousin dropped me onto an escalator one time and I almost got eaten by the escalator Eric Yang: You know how escalators do that Justin: No actually I don't