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⚐ ReportSchafer: Ok, time for an Italian lesson. Schafer: So we know that "ino" means little and in Italy, there is a pasta called linguini. Schafer: "ling" means tongue, so linguini means little tongue. Schafer: Now there are a bunch of other Italian pastas with names referring to body parts, some rather inappropriate.
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⚐ Report// Announcements about how air quality can affect older people Goldberg: I noticed y'all turned and looked at me when the announcements said older people.
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⚐ Report// Tournament of Champions Niklas(as Genghis Khan): I died in 1220. Michael Wang(as Che Guevara): Damn you died that early?
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⚐ Report// Talking about the trolley problem where the train flies off the track Jerry Song: But your honor, Free Bird was playing.
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⚐ ReportHadar: Who the hell is Nicolas Cage? Nikhita: Isn’t that the sex guy? Nikhita: Oh wait, that’s Genghis Khan
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⚐ ReportRose: I'm getting everything I want today. This never happens. Rose: Should I keep asking for things, or should I quit while I'm ahead?
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⚐ Report// Bannister sits on a chair and it sinks Bannister: i'm going to kill myself *long pause* Bannister: sitting on this chair
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⚐ ReportEric Yang: My cousin dropped me onto an escalator one time and I almost got eaten by the escalator Eric Yang: You know how escalators do that Justin: No actually I don't