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Oct. 27, 2022, 12:04 p.m.

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Rose: Synthetic division is great, cause they take like 15 seconds each. That means you can get 6-7 done per minute.

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Feb. 7, 2023, 11:19 a.m.

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Henry Merrill: I’m about to be jumped by a bunch of freshman over kazoos.

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May 15, 2023, 1:16 p.m.

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Smolen: If you guys play this really well I might hit the griddy.

#702

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Oct. 19, 2009, 6:09 p.m.

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//defining energy in freshman physics Schafer: We will define energy as the ability to cause pain Donaldson: In my class, we define energy as the ability to cause joy...

#1557

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Feb. 27, 2010, 11:28 a.m.

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Rose: I've never actually met Mr. Hinkle, but thanks to Blairbash I feel like he's my best friend.

#2324

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:52 a.m.

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Templin: Normally when students are playing cards in my class, I help them out by cutting the deck for them... with the band saw.

#2682

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Dec. 15, 2010, 5:44 p.m.

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Theresa: I think Alex Contreras is one of the greatest arguments against intelligent design.

#3521

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Sept. 6, 2011, 8:05 p.m.

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//first day of ESS Donaldson: So introduce yourselves and tell us something interesting about you. Hannah: ...I grew half an inch this summer! //whole class starts clapping Donaldson: How tall are you now? Hannah: Five feet two and a half! Donaldson: Well let's pray for another half of an inch... Student: That's never going to happen.

#3819

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Nov. 30, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you're all-powerful but not all-knowing, that's a dangerous thing; if you're all-knowing but have no power, you're the UN.

#7652

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Oct. 15, 2018, 3:13 p.m.

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Street: I don't need any instructions, I have a hammer!