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March 29, 2019, 1:32 p.m.

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//7th pd PTSD Justin: Mr. Ostrander said that if I listened to the podcasts he would get me into any college I wanted and I got rejected from all my top tier schools!

#9115

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April 21, 2021, 1:04 p.m.

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Rose (in a group chat): stop posting our private communications to Blairbash!

#3783

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Nov. 14, 2011, 8:31 p.m.

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Stein: Sachin's favorite ice cream flavor is...Mr. Stein? Sachin, I'm not an actual flavor! Sachin: But you will be.

#6298

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March 10, 2017, 9:47 a.m.

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//Discussing combinatorial proofs in Pd 3 Discrete Rose: Good! All of your stories must involve death or sex.

#8371

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Oct. 28, 2019, 9:33 p.m.

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Noam: I have some pants you could borrow. Come to think of it, I'd like to see you in my pants. Noam: WAIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

#5408

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March 6, 2015, 11:53 a.m.

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//Block B Chem Pham: Oh, what your new computer science teacher name again? Class: Navarro. Pham: That right, Morado. I used to his old name, Flower. That what he is. Flower.

#2590

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Nov. 21, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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//At PUMaC 2010 Bob: Oh crap. Hey Jason, could I borrow a pencil? Jason: Well... I only have like 8. So no. Bob: !??!

#2853

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Feb. 1, 2011, 5:09 p.m.

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Pham: So say, there are 29 people in this class. Not 29.53, right? Class: Right. Pham: But for example, average number of kids per househole is 2.54. This does not mean that you must take 2 kids, then take another and cut off his head and put another ear on him. No!! You guy realize this? Would be very bad. Very bloody househole...

#4405

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Jan. 26, 2013, 2:52 p.m.

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//Calling roll for Chemistry Pham: Alexander? Alex N.: I prefer to be called Alex. //Later Pham: Alexander? Alex M: I also prefer to be called Alex. Pham: No! You Alexander, he Alex.

#6558

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Sept. 5, 2017, 8:16 p.m.

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//Doing an intro activity on the first day //The people were dice objects; one of the methods, roll, asked them to pick a random number //The objects were told to inform Mr. Paul if given an invalid command //Stein had just quietly entered the back of the room Paul: Jesse, roll! Jesse: I'm sorry Mr. Paul, but I can't do that. The method asks for me to choose a number randomly, but I can only choose arbitrarily. Stein: (emphatically as he walks backwards out of the room) THATS MY BOY YES LETS GO THAT IS MY BOY RIGHT THERE Paul: (as soon as Stein had closed the door) Jesse, 30 squats.