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Oct. 2, 2023, 10:19 a.m.

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Smolen: What did you guys do over the weekend? Andrew Zhao: I sat next to big sweaty dudes. Smolen: Did you just say you slept with big sweaty dudes? Andrew: No, I said I slept...I meant sat!

#13434

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Sept. 6, 2024, 12:43 p.m.

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Rose: so there are no circles, no lines, no triangles, what the hell have we been doing in math all these years? Meru: straight up BS, man

#13469

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Sept. 25, 2024, 3:26 p.m.

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Veena: But Mr. Rose, that’s cheating Rose: Shh, cheating is good sometimes

#13526

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Dec. 20, 2024, 12:29 p.m.

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Rose: this takes like an hour and deserves maybe ten minutes Rose: so we're going to give it five

#702

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Oct. 19, 2009, 6:09 p.m.

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//defining energy in freshman physics Schafer: We will define energy as the ability to cause pain Donaldson: In my class, we define energy as the ability to cause joy...

#1557

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Feb. 27, 2010, 11:28 a.m.

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Rose: I've never actually met Mr. Hinkle, but thanks to Blairbash I feel like he's my best friend.

#2324

3436

Oct. 8, 2010, 7:52 a.m.

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Templin: Normally when students are playing cards in my class, I help them out by cutting the deck for them... with the band saw.

#2682

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Dec. 15, 2010, 5:44 p.m.

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Theresa: I think Alex Contreras is one of the greatest arguments against intelligent design.

#3521

3436

Sept. 6, 2011, 8:05 p.m.

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//first day of ESS Donaldson: So introduce yourselves and tell us something interesting about you. Hannah: ...I grew half an inch this summer! //whole class starts clapping Donaldson: How tall are you now? Hannah: Five feet two and a half! Donaldson: Well let's pray for another half of an inch... Student: That's never going to happen.

#3819

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Nov. 30, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you're all-powerful but not all-knowing, that's a dangerous thing; if you're all-knowing but have no power, you're the UN.