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Dec. 15, 2010, 5:44 p.m.

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Theresa: I think Alex Contreras is one of the greatest arguments against intelligent design.

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Sept. 6, 2011, 8:05 p.m.

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//first day of ESS Donaldson: So introduce yourselves and tell us something interesting about you. Hannah: ...I grew half an inch this summer! //whole class starts clapping Donaldson: How tall are you now? Hannah: Five feet two and a half! Donaldson: Well let's pray for another half of an inch... Student: That's never going to happen.

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Nov. 30, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you're all-powerful but not all-knowing, that's a dangerous thing; if you're all-knowing but have no power, you're the UN.

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3436

Oct. 15, 2018, 3:13 p.m.

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Street: I don't need any instructions, I have a hammer!

#3783

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Nov. 14, 2011, 8:31 p.m.

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Stein: Sachin's favorite ice cream flavor is...Mr. Stein? Sachin, I'm not an actual flavor! Sachin: But you will be.

#6298

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March 10, 2017, 9:47 a.m.

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//Discussing combinatorial proofs in Pd 3 Discrete Rose: Good! All of your stories must involve death or sex.

#8371

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Oct. 28, 2019, 9:33 p.m.

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Noam: I have some pants you could borrow. Come to think of it, I'd like to see you in my pants. Noam: WAIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

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March 6, 2015, 11:53 a.m.

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//Block B Chem Pham: Oh, what your new computer science teacher name again? Class: Navarro. Pham: That right, Morado. I used to his old name, Flower. That what he is. Flower.

#2590

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Nov. 21, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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//At PUMaC 2010 Bob: Oh crap. Hey Jason, could I borrow a pencil? Jason: Well... I only have like 8. So no. Bob: !??!

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Feb. 1, 2011, 5:09 p.m.

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Pham: So say, there are 29 people in this class. Not 29.53, right? Class: Right. Pham: But for example, average number of kids per househole is 2.54. This does not mean that you must take 2 kids, then take another and cut off his head and put another ear on him. No!! You guy realize this? Would be very bad. Very bloody househole...