#1367

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:03 a.m.

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//Joey walks into mathphys and is shocked to see 26 students Joey: Jesus Christ! Mikey: Yes, did you call?

#1376

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:08 a.m.

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Whitacre: Steven telling anecdotes. That would be hell. *thinks* Actually, my version of hell is bowling.

#1381

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Jan. 21, 2010, 12:29 a.m.

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//Duval visits RD to talk about SRP Duval: Who has a mentor already? //nobody raises their hand at first, but then Contreras suddenly raises his Duval: I'm shocked. How does Captain Procrastinator have this done already?

#1421

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Jan. 29, 2010, 4:56 p.m.

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[Previously people talking about SRP] Mikey: Wait, what about study hall? Student: Elephant. Mikey: What? Student: Elephant. ...[later] Other Student: What would elephants need study hall for anyways? Elephants never forget. [Pause] ...Probably huge orgies. Mikey: Yeah, we used to do that a lot too, until Mr. Schafer came and put a stop to it.

#1431

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:02 p.m.

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//Mr. Anderson remarked that he is performing in a play over the weekend Student: What's the name of your play? Anderson: I am not here to prostitute myself!

#1454

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Feb. 4, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//Shirley and Ben are playing RPS-25 in the lab. Next to them, Jordan is reading a math paper containing integrals. Ben: Dynamite! Shirley: Man! No, sponge! Ben: Woman cleans with sponge! Jordan: Rock paper scissors is stupid. You can tell Mr. Stein that I said that. Shirley: Integrals are stupid. Jordan: No, they're awesome! You should go to their website!

#1457

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Feb. 4, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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//Whitacre just gave a quiz on a video about chocolate Whitacre: So the Mayan Goddess of chocolate was Cacao Woman. Many Students: Wait what? Seriously? Whitacre: Yeah seriously! If you missed that, you have no hope. Just give yourselves a big "0" on your report card now.

#1491

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Feb. 9, 2010, 6:28 p.m.

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Teacher in hallway: Gentlemen, please take your hats off! // students walk away without acknowledging Teacher: I said please! DON'T MAKE ME GET BUCK WILD!

#1530

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Feb. 23, 2010, 10:20 a.m.

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//talking about the media center staff David: Who's Ms. Lamphier? Shirley: Ms. Lamphier is the one who doesn't talk wike this.

#1542

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Feb. 24, 2010, 10:36 p.m.

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// Talking about the Great Schism Ravilious: ...but the French wanted a French pope. So, as they say, there was a great disruption in the Force. Nilay (aside): Yeah... wait what?