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#2600

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Nov. 23, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Student (to Indian kid): I hate you! I'm gonna kill you! (waving stick) Indian Student: Why are you doing that? Student: I'm pretending to be Sri Lankan.

Historical Note: Sri Lanka has had a large and brutal civil war that lasted for 26 years.  the war was between different ethnic groups on the island of sri lanka. many of the people on sri lanka came from the indian mainland you can read more at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sri_lanka

lanka, sri, indian

#2654

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Dec. 9, 2010, 2:48 p.m.

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Student: You know what's awesome? Lev: Your mom's va-- what?

During Mod/Sim

lev

#2730

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Dec. 26, 2010, 9:41 p.m.

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Theresa: You could jump off the ski lift and _fly_ to the porcupine! Gibi: You do not know how many times I considered doing that.

Over gchat, regarding Gibi's vacation in the snowy part of Utah.

theresa, gibi

#2882

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Feb. 7, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

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Pham: Mole is just like dozen, you know that? Only mole bigger number.

#3201

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April 7, 2011, 10:20 p.m.

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Pham: Some of you need to start caring about your grades more.

Its a bad sign when a magnet teacher who tells you not to care about your grades, tells you to care more about your grades

pham, grades

#3824

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Dec. 1, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

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//Rose is going around to make sure that no one got the problem correct, so he wins a bet Rose: Wrong. Wrong. That's not right. You tried. Alec, you still have your packet!! //Class erupts into applause

#4061

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March 23, 2012, 8:18 p.m.

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//Mr. Fauntroy reviewing for the Stacks/Queues/Hashing test in Analysis of Algorithms Mr. Fauntory: So, you guys are pronouncing dequeue like that too? (He means the kway uh way version.) //later Mr. Fauntroy: (in a highly stereotypical manner) AYE DEQUEUE!!!

He said that he could envision someone doing this. Considering he went to college in Baltimore, he probably has heard much worse names.

fauntroy

#4064

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March 24, 2012, 8:06 a.m.

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//Magnet Analysis 1A with Mr. Rose Mr. Rose: So in New Jersey, cops take courses in gun safety, anti sexual-harassment, and Calculus to catch you speeding.

He was talking about how the Mean Value Theorem and the New Jersey Turnpike are related.

rose, mvt

#4146

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May 18, 2012, 11:04 p.m.

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Intercom: Is Becca Shofar in class? //Class sort of laughs and looks at Becca while she packs up Grossman: Wow, they actually got the right class this time. Intercom: ... So is she there? Grossman: Yes! Yes she is! Intercom: Can you send her down to the office? Grossman: Sure.  (after she hangs up) It'd be better if she was just like "OK thanks, just checking."

#4180

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Sept. 1, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

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//In Physics class, being lectured about drawing graphs with curves Blitz: Remember how in elementary school, starting math, when your teacher told you that to draw a curve that you just connected the dots with a ruler? I would like to kill all the people who taught you that. All of them. Yes, I meant that.