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Sept. 29, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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James: The point is Jaaaavvvaaaaa. Freddy: That's why it looks all wrong.

#2343

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Oct. 11, 2010, 2:19 p.m.

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//on Chilean miners Pham: They didn't fell on the mine and they stuck in there. Any country that have resource they using it.

#2440

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Oct. 29, 2010, 7:37 a.m.

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Dvorsky: I think Facebook is pretty cool. //One would not typically consider Dvorsky to be of the "facebook generation"

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Oct. 29, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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//Bunday is in 345, writing on the board, while the real teacher sits back and watches Ostrander: You guys know I only pay one of the teachers in this building, right? Goodall: So what about all the other magnet teachers? Ostrander: You know what I mean.

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Nov. 23, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Student (to Indian kid): I hate you! I'm gonna kill you! (waving stick) Indian Student: Why are you doing that? Student: I'm pretending to be Sri Lankan.

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Dec. 9, 2010, 2:48 p.m.

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Student: You know what's awesome? Lev: Your mom's va-- what?

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Dec. 26, 2010, 9:41 p.m.

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Theresa: You could jump off the ski lift and _fly_ to the porcupine! Gibi: You do not know how many times I considered doing that.

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Feb. 7, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

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Pham: Mole is just like dozen, you know that? Only mole bigger number.

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April 7, 2011, 10:20 p.m.

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Pham: Some of you need to start caring about your grades more.

#3824

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Dec. 1, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

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//Rose is going around to make sure that no one got the problem correct, so he wins a bet Rose: Wrong. Wrong. That's not right. You tried. Alec, you still have your packet!! //Class erupts into applause