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March 24, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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//At ARML, Talking about Wallops groups Viju: Oh yeah, our study groups are... uh... multisexual! Jason H: ... You mean co-ed? Mufasa: Whoa, multisexual? So Charles would be in every group!?!

#3335

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May 10, 2011, 8:44 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party, and why [Teacher] won't give the underclassmen one: Teacher: I once had sophomores over. They spent the whole time playing duck-duck-goose. The seniors... they try to find a place in the woods. Theresa: To play duck-duck-goose? Teacher: They're playing duck-duck SOMETHING...

#3641

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Oct. 4, 2011, 9:36 p.m.

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Rose: Get out. Student: I just wanna learn! Rose: I SAID GET OUT!

#3647

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Oct. 5, 2011, 8:01 p.m.

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Lodal: I like me more than I like you.

#3955

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Feb. 13, 2012, 6:01 p.m.

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Moose: If my kids were hungry, I would steal. If my kids were cold, I would steal clothes. In those circumstances, would I die? Yeah, in a heartbeat.

#4178

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Aug. 31, 2012, 4:58 p.m.

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Lizzy: I'm tired but I have cross country later... M-E: Then go to sleep; I'm fine just sitting here talking to my coffee cup goatee. Lizzy: You mean a goat-TEA?

#4413

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Feb. 4, 2013, 8:45 p.m.

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Saurav: How far did you number your lab notebook? Evan: I did it all the way. Saurav: That's deep.

#4679

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Dec. 5, 2013, 2:51 p.m.

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//talking about toilet paper Rishab: Wait, what are we talking about? Whitacre: We are talking about the art of cleaning oneself after a bowel movement. Where is you head?

#4911

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May 6, 2014, 2:05 p.m.

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Klein: Alex Fairhall will create an outdoor library Student: Wouldn't the books all get wet? Klein: Not if it's not raining

#5261

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Nov. 13, 2014, 8:30 p.m.

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//Rose writes 4 divided by 0 on the board in precalc c //class stares at him in shock Rose: I bet you're all twitching right now. Your world as ended. It feels like a barn exploded a few miles down right? //no one knows how to react Rose: Aha!Just because I write or do something doesn't mean it has to make sense. //pause Rose: Wheelbarrow forever rainbow sunrise!