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Oct. 5, 2011, 8:01 p.m.

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Lodal: I like me more than I like you.

#3955

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Feb. 13, 2012, 6:01 p.m.

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Moose: If my kids were hungry, I would steal. If my kids were cold, I would steal clothes. In those circumstances, would I die? Yeah, in a heartbeat.

#4178

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Aug. 31, 2012, 4:58 p.m.

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Lizzy: I'm tired but I have cross country later... M-E: Then go to sleep; I'm fine just sitting here talking to my coffee cup goatee. Lizzy: You mean a goat-TEA?

#4413

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Feb. 4, 2013, 8:45 p.m.

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Saurav: How far did you number your lab notebook? Evan: I did it all the way. Saurav: That's deep.

#4679

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Dec. 5, 2013, 2:51 p.m.

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//talking about toilet paper Rishab: Wait, what are we talking about? Whitacre: We are talking about the art of cleaning oneself after a bowel movement. Where is you head?

#4911

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May 6, 2014, 2:05 p.m.

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Klein: Alex Fairhall will create an outdoor library Student: Wouldn't the books all get wet? Klein: Not if it's not raining

#5261

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Nov. 13, 2014, 8:30 p.m.

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//Rose writes 4 divided by 0 on the board in precalc c //class stares at him in shock Rose: I bet you're all twitching right now. Your world as ended. It feels like a barn exploded a few miles down right? //no one knows how to react Rose: Aha!Just because I write or do something doesn't mean it has to make sense. //pause Rose: Wheelbarrow forever rainbow sunrise!

#5263

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Nov. 13, 2014, 8:38 p.m.

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//precalc c with Rose Rose: Okay anyone know the answer to the problem on the board? //Gabe raises his hand Rose: No you're just going to contradict everything I say. Anyone else? //no one else raises their hand Rose: Fine Gabe. I'm going to regret this. Gabe: Well technically the question isn't asking... Rose: Okay stop right there. I'm not calling on you for the rest of November.

#5528

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Sept. 7, 2015, 7:01 p.m.

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Stein: I just found out there's an English class on the third floor now. This is a problem, because I like to wander into classes sometimes and see what they're doing, but I can't do that in English classes... //pause Stein: Because they aren't doing anything!

#5587

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Oct. 18, 2015, 10:58 p.m.

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Simel- Today we are going to talk about sex which will put me in a better mood