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#9393

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Nov. 17, 2021, 8:36 p.m.

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Cordoba: No freestyle rapping in my class!

From my sister in Silver Creek because they're too lazy to make their own Blairbash

#9616

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Dec. 14, 2021, 9:38 a.m.

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// Student was on his phone Subayi: You need to go see a doctor. I know a doctor, do you want me to give you a name? You have a disease.

#9717

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Jan. 6, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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//chaotic duval anthology, january 6 "I thought you were just staring at me like 'okay, crazy lady.' And I'd be like 'dang, Colby! Fine! I'll just stare back at you like that.'" "I'm a pretty decent eavesdropper while I'm talking, too." "I don't want to go back to looking at a black screen with white names. Don't make me teach into the void!" "If you don't have pets -- just go outside and show us a squirrel." "Show me a parrot -- or a sibling. I don't care." "Your parents will *love* it if you walk in with your laptop and say 'pssst! It's my mom!'" "Who are the two scientists who discovered the structure of Watson and Crick?"

#9781

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Jan. 19, 2022, 10:02 a.m.

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Roberts: Talk to me about it, I’m not mean! Roberts: Unless I’m mean.

#9803

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Jan. 25, 2022, 8:32 a.m.

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Hui: I’m pretty sure technology can sense fear.

//mod note: you gotta grab the bull by the horns

achem, hui

#9815

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Jan. 25, 2022, 5 p.m.

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//talking about geometry and the variable y for height Schwartz: Again, I missed the opportunity to make some kind of terrible joke.

#9869

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Jan. 31, 2022, 1:16 p.m.

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Duval: There is this place called "my bubble of ignorance" and I like to live in it. Duval: Because if I know about something, I have to do something. // Later, Duval takes out a flask of liquid with red color Duval: What is this? Student: Urine! Duval: If your urine looks like this, you might want to seek medical help. Now that we've ruled out urine, what else could this be. // Later Duval: Now if we were to put the dialysis tube into this beaker of not urine. // Duval: Now if I put the iodine in, what will turn blue? Jerry Song(under his breath): Your face.

#9907

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Feb. 3, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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//describing a difficult problem Schwartz: This is awful. I'll make you do it -- once. Schwartz: I'll make you do it so you appreciate how awful it is, and you realise that you don't want to do it.

#10129

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March 2, 2022, 5:25 p.m.

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Stephen: Let's say I had an Olympic swimming pool and dumped a bunch of salt into it.

#10148

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March 4, 2022, 11:49 a.m.

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Soap: Did you that kangaroos have 3 vaginas?