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Dec. 8, 2009, 6:11 p.m.

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Burger: Especially when some of us, I guess me, were too hard on the stripper. // Burger mimes snapping something in half with his hands

#1218

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Dec. 19, 2009, 9:11 a.m.

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//some girl walks into class, asks for scissors Gorss: They're right there //girl walks past Student: what are you making? //Gross makes wrist-slitting motions

#1589

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March 4, 2010, 4:43 p.m.

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Claire: No, he's definitely Norwegian. Mufasa: Wait... wheres Norwegia?

#1690

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March 19, 2010, 8:09 p.m.

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Sam: He and everyone who buys- Stein: Who's Evelyn Dubai?

#3485

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Aug. 31, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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//Talking about Summer Reading in English Class Teacher: You know that list was just some suggestions; you didn't have to choose from that list. Ashu: My dad made me read all the books on the list.

#3559

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Sept. 15, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

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Piper: Wait...you're saying you don't have a life?

#3997

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Feb. 24, 2012, 1:41 p.m.

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//Talking about recursion about one of the 'learning' programs Hannah He: So, why can't we put 2 variables in recursion? Mr. Fauntroy: Because I said so. Hannah He: You didn't say so on the worksheet, wait... pretend I didn't say anything! Patrick Shan: CONTROL Z!

#4058

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March 22, 2012, 9:59 p.m.

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//Thien sneezes Neel: God bless you. Viju: Which god, Neel?

#4116

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April 30, 2012, 4:15 p.m.

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//Street walks into Chemistry to ask for Needwood forms Street: Does anybody have Needwood forms? Neyman? Eric: I need to get it signed. Street: Oh god, Offertaler? Bendeguz: No, sorry, I need to get it signed too.. Street: Pandey? Sachin: What? //class laughs Street: (Puts up big loser sign)

#4131

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May 8, 2012, 8:53 a.m.

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Mike: The Jewish pope said... //Whole class starts cracking up