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#755

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Oct. 26, 2009, 4:38 p.m.

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Ms. Pundzak: "What are the only things that are guaranteed in life?" Student: "Death and Taxes!"

#924

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:37 p.m.

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Rose: “I’m being stupid all of a sudden.” Student: “All of a sudden?”

#1040

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Dec. 4, 2009, 8:04 a.m.

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Pham: Just doing it.

obviously taken from Nike

pham

#1104

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Dec. 8, 2009, 6:11 p.m.

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Burger: Especially when some of us, I guess me, were too hard on the stripper. // Burger mimes snapping something in half with his hands

He was talking about WIRE strippers, obviously!

burger

#1218

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Dec. 19, 2009, 9:11 a.m.

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//some girl walks into class, asks for scissors Gorss: They're right there //girl walks past Student: what are you making? //Gross makes wrist-slitting motions

Ms. Gross often talks about committing suicide in class.

suicide, gross

#1589

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March 4, 2010, 4:43 p.m.

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Claire: No, he's definitely Norwegian. Mufasa: Wait... wheres Norwegia?

#1690

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March 19, 2010, 8:09 p.m.

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Sam: He and everyone who buys- Stein: Who's Evelyn Dubai?

discussing a student of Stein's who sold pieces of paper listing websites at which one could buy iPhones for $19 apiece on eBay

ebay, sam, evelyn, dubai, stein

#3485

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Aug. 31, 2011, 4:48 p.m.

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//Talking about Summer Reading in English Class Teacher: You know that list was just some suggestions; you didn't have to choose from that list. Ashu: My dad made me read all the books on the list.

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Sept. 15, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

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Piper: Wait...you're saying you don't have a life?

In reference to the small amount of comp sci homework for the weekend

life, piper

#3997

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Feb. 24, 2012, 1:41 p.m.

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//Talking about recursion about one of the 'learning' programs Hannah He: So, why can't we put 2 variables in recursion? Mr. Fauntroy: Because I said so. Hannah He: You didn't say so on the worksheet, wait... pretend I didn't say anything! Patrick Shan: CONTROL Z!

Supposedly, if the worksheet says nothing, its valid. Also, if you say control z in the real world it undos what you just said.

hannah, fauntroy, patrick, shan, control, he