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#4139

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May 17, 2012, 8:20 a.m.

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O'Donovan: I ask class, "Where are all the students?" and they tell me, "It's 4.20. what do you expect?" So I ask, "What is 4.20?" and they say, "No, no we can't tell you that, you'll look badly on other students." So I go to the internet, I see what is 4.20 and I look badly on MATTAN who was not in class.

#4558

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Aug. 22, 2013, 1:25 p.m.

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//At freshmen orientation, kids are asking questions of a counselor, who makes them state their name and middle school. Micheal: My name is Micheal, and I went to Pyle Middle School, also known as PMS. //Freshmen erupt in laughter

#4787

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Feb. 26, 2014, 8:56 p.m.

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// In Lego Robotics, coming up with a name for our robot Antares: Oh, yes. We should name our robot Olafbot! Raphael: What's Olaf? Kathleen: You don't know Olaf? From Frozen? Raphael: What's Frozen? A new TV show?

#5543

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Sept. 20, 2015, 1:34 p.m.

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//Ms. Thornton's Honors U.S. History Talking about how safe the mines were in the 1800s Thornton: Don't worry. It doesn't hurt anyone to do this. ... Except when it collapses.

#7085

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Jan. 2, 2018, 9:42 a.m.

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Piper: Did you know that the logic puzzle solver was due today? Elijah: Yes. Piper: So did you do it? Elijah: No.

#8736

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Nov. 12, 2020, 1:42 p.m.

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Blake: What are cats known for? Student: Being evil monsters that want to kill you in your sleep.

#8903

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Jan. 15, 2021, 2:27 p.m.

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// in a disagreement about whether Lodal was wearing a jacket or not Lodal: Are you disagreeing with me, [Student]? Because if you are, I'm about to kick you out of class, buddy.

[Student], in chat: lmaooooooo (also lodal was joking)

lodal, jacket

#9040

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March 5, 2021, 9:48 a.m.

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Bracklinn: ddt != old bay

#9113

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April 20, 2021, 4:08 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here's how Mr Schwartz does transitions: We've done this thing; now we're doing this other thing. Schwartz: Transitions! Awesome! Done!

#9273

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Nov. 5, 2021, 11:04 a.m.

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Rose: You see, X is already negative, so X is negative because X is negative.