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Aug. 25, 2014, 9:54 p.m.

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//First day of school Someone (pointing at multicolored string around Calvin's wrist): Hey, Calvin, what's that bracelet from? Calvin: Well, I was leaving a metro station in Italy when some black guys swarmed me, put this on me, and demanded 20 Euro. My dad gave them 20 cents.

#5205

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Oct. 1, 2014, 10:34 p.m.

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Ramu: The first thing I do on a new schoolyear is to add my teachers' names to my phone's dictionary.

#5231

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Oct. 22, 2014, 5:33 p.m.

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// The day in Bio that we did nothing Student: What did you do in Bio today? Ramu: Oh~ we ate lunch, did some Algebra, played Pictionary, and watched a movie.

#5490

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May 15, 2015, 10:13 a.m.

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Fairhall: M-E, why do you have 17 tabs open? M-E: *whimpers* because I like cats??

#5526

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Sept. 3, 2015, 8:22 p.m.

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//in Analysis B listening to Stein yelling out in the hallway Stein: They have an English class on the third floor?!? This is unacceptable! I'm telling Ostrander //after coming back to class Stein: So guys, I don't know if you've heard, but there's an English class on the third floor. I like wandering into classes and interrupting the teacher, but I can't do that now. In English classes, nothing goes on. //class begins to get out phones and tweet his quote Stein: Wait don't tweet that! There's plenty going on in English. It's just...different

#5618

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Nov. 5, 2015, 6:04 p.m.

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//Mazda is eating an apple, which has white spots on it Mazda: Seriously, I was eating one of these yesterday and it was fine -- Schafer: Three seconds and that apple goes in the trash. Stop. Mazda: No, look at these white spots-- Schafer: Stop. Arthi: If you look closely at the white spots, you'll see Jesus. Schafer: *facepalming* Stop...

#5635

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Nov. 11, 2015, 5:20 p.m.

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//Half day for middle school, on the activity bus Wensen: This bus is too quiet. --- Wensen: You never realize how loud middle schoolers are until they don't exist.

#5708

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Dec. 17, 2015, 2:19 p.m.

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// This is in US History. Everyone is on their chromebooks and chatting on Google. Rafi: (in chat) Hey guys, I found a high quality picture of the one we are writing about Everyone: Thanks. //Eli comes on Google Classroom Eli: Guys, I found an even higher resolution picture. //There is a link on the bottom of the post //Everyone clicks on the link. It takes them to the Rick Roll Video on YouTube.

#5715

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Dec. 18, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles throws a marker and it goes into the recycling bin instead of the trash can Courtney: You can´t recycle that! //Mr. Giles immediately looks at another marker for the recycling symbol

#5719

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Dec. 21, 2015, 4:01 p.m.

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//Talking about what a STELLA program could represent; the class was struggling Piper: Money, of course! It's the most straightforward answer! Kevin: Money isn't straightforward. Ben: It is straightforward! Money makes the world go round! Kevin: Yeah. Money is roundforward.