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Dec. 19, 2012, 1:31 p.m.

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Billy: I shot a gun in school once. Kaluta: This school? Billy: Yes........a nail gun.

#4389

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Jan. 11, 2013, 12:44 p.m.

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Grossman: If you're traveling to a different country, have the courtesy to buy illegal substances IN the country - don't bring them through the airport!

#4419

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Feb. 5, 2013, 8:34 p.m.

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Duval: I have successfully not flicked off a student for 10 years. //Class applauds

#4435

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Feb. 14, 2013, 6:43 a.m.

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Jordan Schneider: Have you ever thought you could do a better job than Google? Learn why you're wrong!

#4792

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March 6, 2014, 9:51 p.m.

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//Clay puts three 'Our Town' quotes on the board. Clay: Okay class, take out a sheet of paper and analyze this text. //Student hasn't written anything Clay: Why haven't you written anything? Start writing! //Minutes later Clay: So, how was it? Student: Um, Emily Webb was trying to express her feelings about-- Clay: How did you analyze that? If I were you, I couldn't have written anything!

#4812

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March 26, 2014, 5:37 p.m.

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//Block A freshman chem //Mateo looks a bit like Jay Leno Pham (to class): You supposed to have done 8 lab by now! How many you do? One! Mateo: Yeah! High five? (air high five to Pham) Pham: No Jay, that bad. Maybe I'm gonna drop you grade to B! Mateo: That's not nice, Mr. Pham. Pham: Who say I'm nice?

#5151

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Aug. 25, 2014, 9:54 p.m.

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//First day of school Someone (pointing at multicolored string around Calvin's wrist): Hey, Calvin, what's that bracelet from? Calvin: Well, I was leaving a metro station in Italy when some black guys swarmed me, put this on me, and demanded 20 Euro. My dad gave them 20 cents.

#5205

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Oct. 1, 2014, 10:34 p.m.

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Ramu: The first thing I do on a new schoolyear is to add my teachers' names to my phone's dictionary.

#5231

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Oct. 22, 2014, 5:33 p.m.

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// The day in Bio that we did nothing Student: What did you do in Bio today? Ramu: Oh~ we ate lunch, did some Algebra, played Pictionary, and watched a movie.

#5490

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May 15, 2015, 10:13 a.m.

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Fairhall: M-E, why do you have 17 tabs open? M-E: *whimpers* because I like cats??