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April 25, 2011, 6:14 p.m.

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Swaney (seeing Portrait of the Artist): Anyone who claims to like that book is just lying!  It's unreadable!

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May 21, 2011, 11:21 p.m.

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//at Walstein's party, during ultimate frisbee, right around 6pm Someone: HAPPY RAPTURE EVERYONE!!! //danderson and danny crash into eachother

#3627

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Oct. 3, 2011, 9:36 a.m.

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Rose: It's like Russian dodgeball; nobody comes out, you just beat the crap out of each other.

#3666

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Oct. 12, 2011, 6:31 p.m.

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Daniel: I'd rather go to Starbucks because there's less distraction with 100 people talking than with a computer.

#3678

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Oct. 14, 2011, 5:52 p.m.

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Jason: Why do we have to take this practice AP Lang test?!? It's just more reading comprehension! //flips table

#4076

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April 3, 2012, 12:10 p.m.

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Mogge: (while passing out quizzes) When in doubt, pass out.

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May 31, 2012, 8:52 p.m.

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//Katie and Brianna are practicing something in drama Katie: No, Brianna you need to sound like a man. Abir: Just talk in your normal voice.

#4203

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Sept. 19, 2012, 7:11 p.m.

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//On the bus 8th grader: Wait are you like not Brahmin or something? Viju: Well you see-- Henok: No no no lemme explain. You see up here we got the Brahmins right? And then you got EVERYBODY ELSE. And then there's Viju. Sam: So wait, he's like unseeable?

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Oct. 11, 2012, 9:51 p.m.

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//Before marching band, Michelle lost a game of plank Jenga and is stuck on the band room floor Adam: By lying on that floor you accept the terms and conditions of syphilis.

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Nov. 12, 2012, 7:48 a.m.

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// In ModSim, class is in lab Pham: Everybody look up! // Class all looks at ceiling Pham: No, look at me. See that box over there of food? It is empty. If you guys all bring in 10 items of food by tomorrow... Class: Ten items, by tomorrow??? Pham: You know I being sarcastic, right? You don't have to bring in 10, you can bring in 20.