#4156

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May 31, 2012, 8:52 p.m.

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//Katie and Brianna are practicing something in drama Katie: No, Brianna you need to sound like a man. Abir: Just talk in your normal voice.

#4203

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Sept. 19, 2012, 7:11 p.m.

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//On the bus 8th grader: Wait are you like not Brahmin or something? Viju: Well you see-- Henok: No no no lemme explain. You see up here we got the Brahmins right? And then you got EVERYBODY ELSE. And then there's Viju. Sam: So wait, he's like unseeable?

#4248

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Oct. 11, 2012, 9:51 p.m.

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//Before marching band, Michelle lost a game of plank Jenga and is stuck on the band room floor Adam: By lying on that floor you accept the terms and conditions of syphilis.

#4295

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Nov. 12, 2012, 7:48 a.m.

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// In ModSim, class is in lab Pham: Everybody look up! // Class all looks at ceiling Pham: No, look at me. See that box over there of food? It is empty. If you guys all bring in 10 items of food by tomorrow... Class: Ten items, by tomorrow??? Pham: You know I being sarcastic, right? You don't have to bring in 10, you can bring in 20.

#4363

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Dec. 19, 2012, 1:31 p.m.

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Billy: I shot a gun in school once. Kaluta: This school? Billy: Yes........a nail gun.

#4389

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Jan. 11, 2013, 12:44 p.m.

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Grossman: If you're traveling to a different country, have the courtesy to buy illegal substances IN the country - don't bring them through the airport!

#4419

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Feb. 5, 2013, 8:34 p.m.

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Duval: I have successfully not flicked off a student for 10 years. //Class applauds

#4435

57

Feb. 14, 2013, 6:43 a.m.

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Jordan Schneider: Have you ever thought you could do a better job than Google? Learn why you're wrong!

#4792

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March 6, 2014, 9:51 p.m.

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//Clay puts three 'Our Town' quotes on the board. Clay: Okay class, take out a sheet of paper and analyze this text. //Student hasn't written anything Clay: Why haven't you written anything? Start writing! //Minutes later Clay: So, how was it? Student: Um, Emily Webb was trying to express her feelings about-- Clay: How did you analyze that? If I were you, I couldn't have written anything!

#4812

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March 26, 2014, 5:37 p.m.

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//Block A freshman chem //Mateo looks a bit like Jay Leno Pham (to class): You supposed to have done 8 lab by now! How many you do? One! Mateo: Yeah! High five? (air high five to Pham) Pham: No Jay, that bad. Maybe I'm gonna drop you grade to B! Mateo: That's not nice, Mr. Pham. Pham: Who say I'm nice?