#9962

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Feb. 10, 2022, 5:27 p.m.

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Subayi: Why should I pay more when I've already paid so much for an expensive phone? Student 1: To make calls Student 2: Yeah, to call your girlfriend Subayi: ... do your work! Don't worry about my girlfriend!

#9989

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Feb. 14, 2022, 5:18 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: And that's just cubing a binomial, something you've been doing for 2, 3, 4, 7, 12 years? Schwartz: I'm sure for some of you, your first words were "cUbE bInOmIaL"!

#10024

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Feb. 18, 2022, 8:27 a.m.

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// Describing composition vs. aggregation relationships Sahu: I guess you could say a severed hand or leg doesn't exist, they have to be part of a person.

#10079

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Feb. 24, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//when prompted for animals, someone suggests "thirteen" Schwartz: You will find that the more ridiculous the suggestion, the more likely I am to take it. //later, commentary on model based on thirteen as animal Schwartz: Bacteria are generally a better model of population growth than animals. Student: Thirteens are bacteria. Schwartz: How could I not have known that thirteens are bacteria? Of course!

#10146

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March 4, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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// L'Hopital's Schwartz: So here we have Captain Zero, beating up a mortal.

#10278

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March 16, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

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Mr. Subayi: Don't try to find a guy or date, it's not worth it and they will cause you trouble and will leave you the next day. I've seen some things I shouldn't have at the track. Class: *starts laughing hysterically*

#10564

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May 11, 2022, 4:23 p.m.

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Ace: Duval went on a grading spree today. Schwartz: Interims are due today. Why do you think I got your homework graded today?

#10569

57

May 12, 2022, 3:04 p.m.

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// Twenty Hours Evan Wang: I can play real life CSGO and have no consequences! Evan: I can play real life Among Us!

#10601

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May 23, 2022, 3:15 p.m.

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Rao: Jerry are you done? Jerry Song: No…? Rao: Maybe this class is moving too slowly if you forgot to do this assignment.

#10645

57

June 3, 2022, 4:10 p.m.

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Fus, over PA: Mr. Schwartz, I need [Student]. Schwartz: [Student]! Okay, got it. ... [Student], Ms. Fus needs you. ... You must save her from her trials and tribulations! // Student leaves Schwartz: ... I dunno. [Student]'s not amused by my commentary.