#10278

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March 16, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

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Mr. Subayi: Don't try to find a guy or date, it's not worth it and they will cause you trouble and will leave you the next day. I've seen some things I shouldn't have at the track. Class: *starts laughing hysterically*

#10564

57

May 11, 2022, 4:23 p.m.

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Ace: Duval went on a grading spree today. Schwartz: Interims are due today. Why do you think I got your homework graded today?

#10569

57

May 12, 2022, 3:04 p.m.

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// Twenty Hours Evan Wang: I can play real life CSGO and have no consequences! Evan: I can play real life Among Us!

#10601

57

May 23, 2022, 3:15 p.m.

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Rao: Jerry are you done? Jerry Song: No…? Rao: Maybe this class is moving too slowly if you forgot to do this assignment.

#10645

57

June 3, 2022, 4:10 p.m.

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Fus, over PA: Mr. Schwartz, I need [Student]. Schwartz: [Student]! Okay, got it. ... [Student], Ms. Fus needs you. ... You must save her from her trials and tribulations! // Student leaves Schwartz: ... I dunno. [Student]'s not amused by my commentary.

#10653

57

June 6, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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// Talking about Top Gun Rao: I couldn't help but laugh at some of the dialogue. Rao: But the planes were cool I guess.

#10664

57

June 7, 2022, 5:23 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, june 7 "You are immersed in fluid right now. ... I'm not sure why I'm saying 'you', when I should be saying 'we', for I, too, am immersed in fluid." "You are immersed in fluid at all times, so this is not just an everyday experience, but an every-moment experience. I'm glad I can connect maths class to your everyday lives." "They have another depth at their shoulders, which is where their arms meet their bodies, I guess, because that's how shoulders work." "These versions of Schafer and Davis are flat. They are cardboard cutouts of Schafer and Davis. This solves the problem of breathing." "This marker is a submersible -- in atmosphere. Every vehicle is a submersible. Your bicycle ... is a submarine."

#10752

57

Sept. 1, 2022, 4:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: Technically, on evenings or weekends, I need parent permission [to talk to a student over Zoom] -- Schwartz: but there's no way your parents are going to say "no" to you talking to your maths teacher to get help with your maths class.

#10980

57

Oct. 14, 2022, 8:47 a.m.

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Burnell: I will be spending the weekend painstakingly grading your SAQs while hopefully watching Michigan beat up Penn State.

#11005

57

Oct. 19, 2022, 8:57 a.m.

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// Talking about a boring video Burnell: I almost pulled my hair out.