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Sept. 27, 2011, 7:28 p.m.

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Shubham: I'm gonna join debate team. Austin: I don't think you can join anymore - it has already started. //Paul walks up Shubham: Yes you can, they said you can still-- Austin: I'm pretty sure you can't join anymore. Paul: That's debatable.

#9612

1119

Dec. 13, 2021, 2:44 p.m.

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//9th pd English w/ Rao, watching a video about oration in ancient Rome Diego: *opens a game on his chromebook, volume is very high and a loading sound plays loudly* Whole class: *breaks down laughing* Rao: What was that? Whole class, simultaneously: *nothing*

#10536

1119

May 5, 2022, 2:25 p.m.

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//Yunyi is playing Mario in History Yunyi: Get the power ups! Yunyi: Do drugs, kids. Eat the poisonous mushrooms.

#1719

814

March 25, 2010, 12:10 a.m.

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Pham: It's just like cook book. It's not chemistry at all. You just do what it tell you.

#2785

814

Jan. 14, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//asserting the obvious about Mag Geo 10-11 PBE: We are just the craziest class.

#3854

814

Dec. 16, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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Mango: Why did the hipster burn his tongue on the soup? Class: Because he ate it before it was cool!

#4077

814

April 10, 2012, 8:10 p.m.

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//Mr. Clay walks into freshmen chemistry exhausted during loaf time. Clay: Sorry to interrupt. Lodal: It's OK, we haven't started yet. Clay: Michael left his paper waaay downstairs, as far from this room as possible. //He hands it to Michael and is half way out the door. Michael: This isn't my paper. //Clay stares at Michael for a long time. Clay: Thank you. //Clay snatches the paper and leaves.

#6095

814

Nov. 14, 2016, 4:45 p.m.

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//November 14th, 2016 (Day of the walk-out about Trump) Sra. Araujo: I just want to say, about the election: there are Republicans *and* Democrats in this country. We have a change in government, unlike the USSR and Cuba. I don't remember anyone in the streets when Obama was elected. Student: But we've never had a president so sexist, so racist, and so homophobic. Araujo: Both candidates were flawed. You wonder, how did we get the two worst people as candidates? //Students are skeptical Araujo: I'm not going to go into Hillary. You know the corruption... But, you never know. Rudy Giuliani as Attorney General, that could be very good for the inner cities. //Goes back to teaching

#7267

814

Feb. 25, 2018, 12:40 p.m.

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*Mr Pham had just shown the prospective 9th graders setting alcohol on fire* Mr Pham: Now, I be worried about burning down the building? *Everyone says yes except one person who says no* Mr Pham: who said no? Bracklinn: me Mr Pham: why?? Bracklinn: we can always build a new Blair

#7544

814

June 13, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

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//Block C R&E, there's nothing left to do so Mr. Street is going tangents, as he tends to do Mr. Street: Okay so there are these things called Co-ops, any one know what they are? *no one answers* Mr. Street: No? Okay well, they're basically like internships on crack