#11924

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June 2, 2023, 9:35 a.m.

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// Going on a tangent Schwartz: We don't care about the middle, this is just like reading books. Schwartz: The only book I was unable to finish was the Great Gatsby in 11th grade. Schwartz: I get that the characters are supposed to be detestable, but I just couldn't stand them. // Later Schwartz: If you want to write about Shakespeare, all you have to do is go to an arbitrary page and pick a word from a longer passage. Schwartz: Then write an essay about how profound that word is and how Shakespeare was such a great writer for using that word.

#12574

59

Nov. 27, 2023, 9 a.m.

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Josh: Maybe I should add a mechanic by which the player can consume enemies that are currently dead...

#12583

59

Nov. 28, 2023, 9:15 a.m.

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Losekamp: Why do we sleep? Diego: To give me a break from life.

#12592

59

Nov. 28, 2023, 1:33 p.m.

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Rakshay: Ms. Woodward? Woodward: No, you can't become a pro e-sports player. Rakshay: What do you do for 1B? Woodward: Oh, I thought you were oliver. Class: *laughs*

#13082

59

Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Students: Among Us! Schwartz: Do you all actually play that game-- Andy: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh, I lost. Do you all actually play that game on a regular basis, or is it just a meme at this point?

#13156

59

March 5, 2024, 12:20 p.m.

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Anon: We should make every married couple at Blair fight!

#4307

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Nov. 15, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

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//Talking about Mean Girls Giles: When I was watching the movie, I actually paused the movie to crank out the limit. Turns out Mean Girls was right. The limit does not exist. Student: So you paused the movie, so you must have the DVD! Giles: Damn right, that movie is great. //Later Giles: Lindsey Lohan is great at math.

#5614

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Nov. 3, 2015, 7:37 p.m.

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//Music Theory is checking dictations Cynthia: (raises hand) What if I wrote all the notes' relative positions correctly, but transposed them to be the wrong scale? Mrs. Josey: If they're the wrong notes, it's incorrect //Pause Rachel: Why are you making life hard on yourself by transposing? Cynthia: ...I play clarinet Mrs. Josey: Yeah, that's a problem

#6813

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Oct. 20, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

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//Schafer talking to Arthur about having on way too many jackets Schafer: Well I guess it’s going to be a really hot class. Alan: Yeah, cause I’m in it. *dabs* Schafer: Did you just dab? Alan: Yeah. Wanna try? Schafer: I’m good. Arthur: Hi good, I’m Arthur.

#7868

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Jan. 17, 2019, 8:24 a.m.

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//pd 2 bio Lidz: what's the circumference of California