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May 19, 2012, 10:08 a.m.

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M-E: Sometimes I like to pet my eyebrows....

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Nov. 13, 2012, 10:33 a.m.

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Laura: You know when you go home and start blasting eighties music and start dancing around? Katie: No I really don't...

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Jan. 11, 2013, 6:06 p.m.

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//Discussing repoopulation, where poop is reingested to help with digestive issues Shaun: What guy said "Oh yea, let's just try eating poop"? Neil Davey: No!  It's actually ingenious.

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Jan. 28, 2013, 6:54 p.m.

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//From Facebook Ivan: Anyone wanna go to the Washington Auto Show this weekend? Cars, friends, and shitty over-priced food, what more do you want? Billy: Actually I was planning to secretly walk over to your house and plant potatoes in your yard this weekend...

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Nov. 12, 2014, 6:56 p.m.

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//In Period 3 Pre-Calc C, Rose has just written the impossible expression "4/0" [4 divided by 0] on the board. Rose: This is garbage. Just because I wrote it on the board doesn't make it real. //He proceeds to prove his point by drawing other mathematically-impossible expressions on the board. Rose: In fact, it doesn't even have to be on the board. It could be something I say. Like . . . Wheelbarrows forever! Sunrise into the art.

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Oct. 17, 2016, 8:31 a.m.

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Stein: Donald Trump ruined my class. We're modeling whether the sun will come up.

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Sept. 26, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

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*talking about bills of attainder in 9th APNSL* Cirincione: So you can't punish people for something that happened before you passed the law. Kevin X: So like Coke and cocaine? Everyone: ...

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Feb. 19, 2021, 11:18 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal, astro edition "If you're using Fahrenheit or Celsius in any of these problems, you're a clown." //the slideshow literally says "we're using kelvin because we're not clowns" "Mr Donaldson hasn't found how to type lambda, so he's typing wl on his presentations. I think he's embarrassed about that." "Hey, this is some quality subbing. What were you expecting, 100% accuracy?" "I'm not taking responsibility for these calculations. If they're wrong, I'm blaming Mr Donaldson."

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April 1, 2021, 9:55 p.m.

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Noam: Otto Von Bisquick

Prussian pancakes

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April 20, 2021, 9:51 a.m.

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Charlotte (in chat): Sperm sack Charlotte: Everyone's a sack