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Jan. 7, 2013, 7:18 p.m.

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//During Photo, discussing the oral exam in 5th period Spanish Shubham: So Bennet, you have the oral today don't you? Bennet: Yeah, this oral is going to suck hard. //Shubham breaks out in laughter Bennet: Why are you laughing? All I said was that the oral in Spanish is going to suck hard, what's so funny about that? //Shubham falls on the floor laughing Bennet: (Realizing the unintended innuendo) Oh wait, (thinks for a minute) shut up.

#7811

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Dec. 15, 2018, 10:48 a.m.

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// Functions Period 1: Schwartz is using his modular arithmetic method to pick students to ask questions to Schwartz: Pick two numbers between 1 and 5! Student: Seven! Student 2: Thirty-five! Schwartz: Seven and thirty-five... Schwartz: GOOD JOB, functions...

#8024

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March 21, 2019, 10:19 a.m.

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//Health, talking about a drug research project and who is assigned what drug. Gonzalez: Madison is doing cocaine

#8367

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Oct. 26, 2019, 10:04 p.m.

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Bracklinn: If you want a guy doing your fashion, they better either be gay, or they better be Clement Williams

#9645

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Dec. 16, 2021, 4:53 p.m.

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//Diego sits at a group of desks, and there are others there Diego: I incorporate this as the Island of Diego! //Diego rants about people invading his "island" and how he needs to get rid of them Jacen: But Diego, who's gonna pay for the wall?

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Jan. 19, 2022, 2:40 p.m.

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// Cell transport skit preparation Leila: You've never heard of West Side Story? Diego: Of course I haven't, plays are for losers! Duval: I feel so hurt! When I was in high school, I played Anita. Diego: What's Anita?

#9811

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Jan. 25, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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Andy: I busted a bean Andy: I smashed it on the table until it broke *pause* Andy: Now I can snort it

#2161

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Sept. 20, 2010, 5:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Yeah, when I read that I was surprised; on average women live 14 years longer than men! Steven Silberholz: It's 'cause they don't walk in front of cars. Lev: No, women are the ones who drive into men.

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April 26, 2011, 6:24 p.m.

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Myles: ...yeah, she's an OBGYN. Tatyana: Sorry? Myles: A gynecologist. Sharon: A what? Myles: A... Evan: *FRANTIC KILL GESTURES* NO NO NO NO NO Sharon: What's that? Evan: You said it, you explain it. Myles: No, you explain it!

#3770

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Nov. 9, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

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//Sometimes Mr. Fowler has to fight off other teachers who want to use our classroom for 3D graphics Mr. Fowler: I'm glad there's no one trying to steal our classroom this period! I managed to fight off a French teacher earlier today. Matt: Well, they're French. They surrender to everything, how hard could it be?