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May 25, 2009, 5:49 p.m.

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Josh Snyder: "You know what I just realized? I am simply a bag of meat and liquid, sitting in another bag with 4 other bags of meat and liquid talking and laughing about nothing basically" *long, awkward pause* Mandeep Bedi: "Your MOM is a bag of meat and liquid!"

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Jan. 18, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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Giles: Richard supposedly failed the unit circle quiz over and over again on PURPOSE until I gave it out on yellow paper. For Asian pride.

#7720

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Nov. 12, 2018, 12:27 p.m.

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//discussing demographics in 9th apnsl //there's a chart with 4 age categories: under 16, 16-44, 45-64, and 65 or older Cirincione: Can you be more specific: How do you define middle aged? Alex: Like, 16-44 Cirincione: WHAT

#875

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Nov. 18, 2009, 2:23 p.m.

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//nathan is playing with a bouncy ball in the classroom// nawabi: do not play balls in the classroom nathan: then can i go to the r and e lab? nawabi: no you may not jack: can i go? nawabi: yes you may nathan (sarcastically): what? that's so racist nawabi: yes it is //nathan walks out of the room// nawabi: be back by 3 oclock

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Yeah everyone kind of got a 100 except for when they got stuff wrong ~Mr. Rose on grades

#398

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June 2, 2009, 12:22 p.m.

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PA: Today will be the last advisory of the year... Ben: You know what the best advice I got in advisory all year was? "That's a good hand, you should go nil."

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Oct. 26, 2009, 3:52 p.m.

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Rose: What middle school did you go to? Student: Wood. Rose: Wood? Where's that? Student: Rockville. Rose: Hm.. What does that feed into? Student: Rockville.

#1110

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Dec. 9, 2009, 10:11 a.m.

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Hinkle: Yesterday in one of my on-level classes, I had some kid who didn't turn in his homework. So I asked him, 'hey, why didn't you do this?' He looked me straight in the eye and said, 'I'm Hispanic. I don't do homework.' I was like, 'ooo-kay. That's all fine, then.' Didn't realize it's a cultural thing.

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:44 a.m.

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Mikey: Will it be graded 90 an A, 80 a B... Schafer: It will be graded however I want. Mikey: So not according to MCPS? Schafer: What have we ever done in this class that adheres to MCPS policy? Jacob: MCPS wait time! Shirley: Equitable practices! Schafer: Yes, I treat you all the same way. Lousy. Anand: We raise our hands! Schafer: *Sometimes* we raise our hands. Good peer relationship-building activities. On the pyramid of good teaching activities, that's the foundation. I swear to god, they have a pyramid! [...] You know what's at the top of the pyramid? Advanced instructional techniques. The last thing they expect you to do. That's the irony.

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Feb. 22, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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//some students are tossing a ball during class Hinkle: Yo, shh! Are we having balls problems? Student: There's only one ball. Hinkle: So you only got one ball, and you're playing with it [...] and so are all the other guys at your table.