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#10353

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March 25, 2022, 5:28 p.m.

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Kaluta: Now, the company that makes the microcontrollers for our robots is called "VEX". [Sudhish slams both his head and fist on the table] Kaluta: I see he's got some experience with VEX.

#10454

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April 21, 2022, 1:43 p.m.

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Armand(reading): For the river to rise, the rain must fall. Sahu: I don't know what that means, but it's beautiful.

#10521

1416

May 2, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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//After AP Gov Exam Student 1: What did you get for the second FRQ? Student 2: They said we can't talk about it otherwise our scores will be canceled. Student 1: You really think they were serious? Like Big Brother is going to fall through the ceiling and yell "[STUDENT 1], YOUR SCORE IS NULL AND VOID!"

#10585

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May 18, 2022, 2:27 p.m.

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Delaney: I've heard this Bio class is too easy. Katz: For some people. Delaney: For some people. Exactly. Delaney: There are some people -- I won't name any names, or point any fingers ... Delaney: *cough* Sean!

"... who are giant bio nerds and could teach the class themselves."

delaney, sean, nerd, bio

#10967

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Oct. 13, 2022, 9:45 a.m.

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//Sub in Kaluta named Mr. Anderson (not the English teacher) Jeremy, walking in: Good Morning Mr. Anderson: The first person today to say good morning! What's your name, brother? Jeremy: Jeremy Mr. Anderson: Respect! You have respect and love in your heart. You see, I come from Jamaica. My father died 7 years ago. When I walked in, or -- I was the fourth child of sixth -- when one of my siblings walked in, if we didn't say good morning to my mother, he would say, get back to the door and do that again, and say good morning this time. But I go to all these different schools, and the kids walk in and they never say nothing, they just act like they don't see me here. That's not a knock on those kids, that's just how it is.

#11093

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Nov. 1, 2022, 6:42 p.m.

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//Ethan commenting on Annika's humming with a lollipop in her mouth Ethan: You sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks getting a blow dry

#11196

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Nov. 17, 2022, 9:49 p.m.

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Smolen: It's a compromise! Smolen: You get a little of what you want and you get a little of what I want. Smolen: Who's happy at the end? Nobody!

#11409

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Jan. 11, 2023, 12:42 p.m.

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//in modsim class coding Johnny: What? How could this be wrong? Johnny: I literally copied and pasted.

#11483

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Jan. 31, 2023, 12:08 p.m.

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Andy: Ms. Smolen, if Ricky and Victor got into a fight, who do you think would win? Smolen: Victor. Smolen: Ricky, Victor could just sit on you.

#11907

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May 30, 2023, 8:37 a.m.

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Smolen: Ohio could literally sink into the ground and no one would care

//mod note: fun times in Cleveland again!

ohio, smolen