#9093

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April 14, 2021, 9:45 a.m.

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*Neuro presentation* Sam: Freud thought humor was release valve for repressed emotions and desires. Because Freud.

#9138

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May 6, 2021, 1:40 p.m.

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Schwartz, talking about Eigenpalooza: Seniors, at some point, you have to decide that you're going to either do it or just not do it. Schulman: I didn't even realize that was an option Schulman (in chat): That's like you go to ask somebody out and expect a yes or a no and they're just like "I have diarrhea" and you're like "I didn't even realize that was a possible outcome here" Bracklinn: I haven't seen the audio and chat of a zoom call diverge this much since I ate a tomato in earth science

#9166

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June 11, 2021, 2:58 p.m.

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Carlos: What’s more interesting? A poop criminal or racism?

#9391

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Nov. 17, 2021, 7:43 p.m.

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// Schwartz vs. Rose beef about how to solve a problem Rose: I guess we could use geometric differentiation. Schwartz: No! We don't want to do applications! Rose: Well, if you think about it as a volume... Schwartz: Get out of here with your geometry! Andy: Math is strong and independent and don't need no applications. Schwartz: YES! YESSSSSS! *pumps fist into the air, laughs manically*

#9431

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Nov. 28, 2021, 9:12 p.m.

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//part of a long conversation over discord fred: Michael that does not change the fact that you are literally going to burn your house down vijay: can you buy home insurance on someone else's home? fred: Can you buy life insurance on someone else's life? vijay: i have a new startup idea... fred: No you don't vijay: i do

#9458

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Nov. 30, 2021, 5:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: If someone asks "why do you need to know calculus?" ... it's because if you're asked to write something weird like this on a cake -- you'll recognise, "oh, that's the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus."

#9482

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Dec. 2, 2021, 1:58 p.m.

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// Talking about stop animation and biomolecules Colby: Then wouldn't they have to cut their arms off to make a child? Diego: Isn't that that like the birth of Jesus Christ? Duval: What? Diego: Isn't it like Eve and Adam in the garden?

#9601

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Dec. 11, 2021, 12:30 p.m.

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// Start of the year Duval: So one time my husband decided to roast chili peppers in the oven. Duval: Turns out it basically became pepper spray.

#9889

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Feb. 3, 2022, 7:38 a.m.

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Sudhish: OOHHHHH I CAN TRY MY FINAL VPN!

#10089

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Feb. 28, 2022, 8:26 a.m.

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Schwartz: For large values of 2, 2+2=5