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May 24, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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[talking about Jurgis in The Jungle, and why he can easily get a job] Ms. Conley: "Because he's..." Alex C.: "He's young." Ms. Conley: "Right, he's young." Alex C.: "He's strong." Ms. Conley: "Yep, he's strong." Alex C.: "And he's hot." Ms. Conley: "And...thanks Alex." Ms. Levesque: "Actually, in the video clip, he is hot."

#896

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Nov. 19, 2009, 3:03 p.m.

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Pham [referring to calculators]: You s'posed to be expert wit da ting in yo hands. Student: That's what she said!

#903

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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*a student knocks on the door loudly and someone lets him in. he sharpens his pencil like a mad man* Rose: Maaaaan, can you go bother someone else? I'm teaching a class here! Student: But there's no other pencil sharpeners! Rose: No, just get out of here! Student: *runs out of there like crazy*

#1142

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Dec. 11, 2009, 4:54 p.m.

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//discussing predicate logic in class Rose: So, to say Bill kicked John, you would write K(b,j) //some students see the letters bj and start laughing Rose: Okay, I'm going to have to change that cause you're all freshmen. So, to say that Bill kicked Allen...

#1181

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:28 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: STOP COMBING YOUR HAIR! AFTER EVERY CLASS THERES A PILE OF HAIR LYING ON THE GROUND UNDER YOUR DESK! Richard: What? Ms. Thomas: YOu're going BALD. Richard: Well you're a weiner Ms. Thomas: What? Did he just call me a weiner? I've been called alot of things in all my years of teaching, but never a weiner! (she goes back to teaching) Ms. Thomas: Seriously, a weiner?

#1395

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Jan. 27, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Blitz: "What is the system that you stand in front of every day and use, whether to play games or to work?" Brendan: "System of equations!"

#3979

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Feb. 18, 2012, 3:23 p.m.

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Alex Woo: Mr. Klein, why don't you like people? Klein: I don't respect anyone enough to like them. It's not like you're any different. You magnets don't respect anyone either! Alex Woo: That's not true! We respect other magnets.

#5153

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Aug. 26, 2014, 7:39 p.m.

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Pham: What is it that? I have problem understanding your English.

#5400

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Feb. 21, 2015, 12:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose's phone starts making dog barking sounds Rose: Oh, that's... that's my ringtone for when my mom is calling.

#5576

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Oct. 9, 2015, 10:53 p.m.

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\\Roberts complaining about our singing abilities Roberts: I'm sure none of you were born knowing how to play a stringed instrument. Ryan Tse: No, Ryan Cho was born holding a violin.