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Feb. 14, 2014, 12:21 a.m.

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//Over Gmail, somewhat altered Raphael: No, Daniel, you're wrong. You can't prove anything by stating a tautology. Daniel: Your mother is a tautology! Raphael: That's another logical fallacy, Daniel. Ad hominem: Attacking the person instead of his argument. Daniel: I'm attacking your mom, not you! It should be called Ad mominem!

#9313

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Nov. 10, 2021, 2:40 p.m.

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Rose: *in a high-pitched voice* I want some beeaaanns! I want some beeeeeeeaaaans!

#9628

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Dec. 15, 2021, 8:31 a.m.

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Mr. Kyei: I know where you live. I know your mom’s phone number.

#9640

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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:48 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics, Schafer is talking about momentum and impulse Schafer: If Michael is walking down the street and a horse kicks him, after giving the horse a carrot for being a good horse— Michael: wait how is it a good horse? Schafer: All horses are good.

#9775

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Jan. 18, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Jerry: Now I lose The Game thinking about the word "here". Lodal: You guys need to stop playing The Game, go find better games! Andy: Mr. Schwartz plays The Game, he literally taught The Game to our class. Lodal: But Mr. Schwartz is a huge nerd!

#10068

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Feb. 24, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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Schwartz: I have a tank with an inflow and an outflow pipe. Give me a liquid. //Someone suggests hydrochloric acid. Schwartz: *draws HCl in the tank* Here's our tank of hydrochloric acid. Give me a particulate substance. //Class calls out suggestions and take a vote. Sprinkes and glass shards tie. Schwartz: We have a tie... So, it'll be glass sprinkles! Schwartz: Now give me an aquatic animal. //Another vote among suggestions is taken. Schwartz: I think I know which one is going to win... *"Steven Wang & Isaiah Ying" wins* (context: they both swim competitively) Schwartz: *draws human figures in the tank* Schwartz: These are magical Stevens and Isaiahs. They are not hurt by our hydrochloric acid or glass sprinkles, and they need not breathe. Their purpose is to constantly swim, perfectly mixing the glass sprinkles with the hydrochloric acid. Schwartz: This represents an everyday situation that we can use math to simulate!

#2464

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Nov. 3, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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//Mitchell has dressed as Mr. Rose; the resemblance is striking Rose (talking to Ostrander): I totally got a gorilla suit for Halloween this year. Evan: So Mitchell dresses as Rose and Rose dresses as Mitchell? Weird. Rose: BURNNNNN

#3330

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May 9, 2011, 7:48 a.m.

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Yessi: AP Spanish is such a joke. You have the classroom full of Hispanic kids and the one token white kid. Evan: AP Latin is worse. You have the classroom full of dead kids and the one token living kid.

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March 11, 2020, 7:54 a.m.

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*Lillian walks in a couple of minutes late to biochem* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME

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Jan. 11, 2010, 10:52 p.m.

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Alex: yo, quantum question? Shirley: yo Alex: so like. dis join be asking. What is the rest mass of an alpha particle in MeV/c². question is. can i figure that out somehow? or is that just, i gotta know this number // Slight pause Shirley: they be wantin the jank in MeV/c²? Alex: ya dawg Shirley: those be some weird-ass units son Alex: so its like tryin to buy crack with double-A batteries, that shit ain't happenin' ?