#9032

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March 1, 2021, 1:25 p.m.

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Max Frissell: The institution of marrige is kinda sus

#9096

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April 14, 2021, 10:12 a.m.

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Lodal: [Student], did you know you misspelled your name today? Lodal: I just wanted you to know. //nontrivial pause Lodal: I also wanted everyone else to know; not gonna lie. // lodal laughs

#9449

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Nov. 30, 2021, 10:48 a.m.

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//3rd period bio working on stop motion story project *talking about the female glucose character he’s drawing* andy c: i’ll make her thick.

#13352

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May 1, 2024, 9:40 a.m.

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William Roe: Is it Arduino or Ardruino? Jorgensen: it's an italian word so it doesn't matter how you say it. Jorgensen: I don't speak italian // Jorgensen says arduino in an in an italian accent with italian hands Jorgensen: that was culturally insensitive.

#8431

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Dec. 15, 2019, 9:36 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Seat, do you know any good sushi places? Seat: Yeah, there's this great one in Tokyo.

#6072

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Oct. 24, 2016, 8:04 p.m.

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//During presentation about Neptune Tyler: So you can think about Earth's orbit like Mr. Pham, short and round. Neptune's orbit is like Mr. Rose, tall and eccentric.

#6271

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March 2, 2017, 9:30 p.m.

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//pd 3 magnet bio Nick: Telon I love you Telon: Nick I'm not gay. Let's get that straight //Nick bursts into laughter and Telon is confused

#12552

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Nov. 17, 2023, 3:22 p.m.

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Leo: You should give us your balls Gugan: I'm emotionally attached to my balls Leo: So are the rest of us

#13586

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March 30, 2025, 4:04 p.m.

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//More stupid jokes from Alan at history bowl Alan: This summer i was in Vienna when a group of Austrian kids asked where i came from. I responded in broken German: "Ich bin aus Washington D.C., das Kapital der Amerika." They gave me some questionable looks until I understood my fatal mistake. (Das Kapital was a Marxist work; he meant to say der Hauptstadt, which meant the capital)

#8197

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May 30, 2019, 8:55 p.m.

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//9th Cirincione, Lillian has brought a home-made Harry Potter wand to school Noam: *picks up the wand and waves it in Rajit's direction* Noam: Deletus Rajitus