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#10576

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May 13, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//Impromptu Math Talent Show //Hadar and Isaiah presenting about mappings Hadar: So, an example of a mapping: "Isaiah" goes to "Ying", "Hadar" goes to "Ernst" ... Hadar: "United States" goes to "of America", and "Schwartz" goes to "Jesus".

#11097

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Nov. 2, 2022, 1:03 p.m.

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Jerry Jing: Andy what are you making? Andy: Crystal meth. O'Donovan: Please don't make that joke. O'Donovan: Some people might not get that it's a joke and I don't want the FBI knocking at my door.

#11127

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Nov. 10, 2022, 10:48 a.m.

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// Stein, talking about how he grew a beard over the pandemic Victor: Did you preserve your beard, or did you donate it? Stein: What?

#11158

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Nov. 15, 2022, 8:58 a.m.

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Smolen: Play an open string here. Do not succumb to the limitations of your fourth finger Smolen: In other words, don't be your pinky's little bitch

#11365

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Jan. 3, 2023, 1:35 p.m.

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Rose: Say you’re going to- let’s keep it simple- Italy. So you’re walking around, and you don’t know Italian, and you go to a grocery store, and hold up a tomato, and you’re like, “what’s this.” And they’re like, uhh, yknow, it’s called… Rose: Rose: …Gregory.

trying to explain cognitive dissonance

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#11627

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March 1, 2023, 8:17 p.m.

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// Explaining solubility O'Donovan: Let me think of an example that you kids would understand. O'Donovan: Let's say you're walking down Blair Boulevard and you see your crush. O'Donovan: He/she has a boyfriend/girlfriend, so what do you do? O'Donovan: You could force them to break up so then you could date your crush. Water is a jerk.

#11918

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May 31, 2023, 2:43 p.m.

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Kirk: You know the feeling you get when you get sunburned? Sahu: I think I'm too dark to get sunburned Kirk: I get sunburned very easily Ethan: I wonder why

#13483

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Oct. 8, 2024, 12:26 p.m.

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Rose: I’m a God.

#284

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May 21, 2009, 9:42 p.m.

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Mr. Demma: Electron microscopes... they just suck. I mean it's like throwing rocks at an indigenous tribe and then trying to observe them.

#4291

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Nov. 8, 2012, 12:22 p.m.

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//In 3rd period Bryan Chung: I'm so tired, I got no sleep last class.