#7820

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Dec. 22, 2018, 4:28 p.m.

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Tad: sugar cookies are the worst of all cookies!!! Lodal: You’re the worst of all cookies.

#4302

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Nov. 13, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

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//In Science Bowl practice, after a question distantly related to pine cones Avikar: Didn't you ever throw pine cones at people when you were a kid? Cathy: No. After a pine cone fell on my head from a tree when I was little, I was done with pine cones for the rest of my life. Sam: Did you make any genius discoveries after that? Cathy: It wasn't an apple. It was a pine cone. //A few moments later Sam: Was it a pineapple?

#7335

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March 18, 2018, 12:58 p.m.

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[Talking about particle accelerators in 8th period Math Phys] Schafer: That guy Lawrence, you know, he had that element named after him, Lawrencium. He invented one of the first particle accelerators, the cyclotron. He also has two national labs named after him, Lawrence Livermore and... Noah S [not paying attention]: Lawrence Berkeley, and also doesn't he have that element, Lawrencium, named for him? Class/Schafer: *facepalm* Schafer: Dude we talked about that LITERALLY 15 seconds ago. ... [Talking about the ML theorem 1/2 hour later in Complex] Schwartz: *explains the theorem* Misha: Let me see if I understand this proof. So we take this integral over the contour... *talks out the proof* Noah [not paying attention]: Okay, let me see if I can talk this through... Class: *boiiii* Misha: Noah! You already did this once today! Schwartz: You know, every year, I give an award to the student who asks the best questions that I've already answered, and Noah, you're the clear frontrunner. David W [not paying attention]: Today in Math Phys, Noah did the same thing! Class: *uproarious laughter* Schwartz: Noah, you have competition!

#3936

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Feb. 7, 2012, 1:17 p.m.

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Kev Li: Mr. Schafer, do you have any amp meters? Schafer: Who wants them? Kev Li: Me. Schafer: You're lying. Who really wants them? Kev Li: Pham. //some time later Schafer: ...this conversation isn't going anywhere. Hammond: No, Mr. Schafer, this conversation is going on Blair Bash.

#6822

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Oct. 20, 2017, 9:31 p.m.

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//Street looks suspiciously at Esther's hand during ninth pd R&E; there is a heart on it Street: Who's initials do you have inside that heart? //Esther slowly pulls back hand, embarrassed Street: It's ok. Denial is the first stage.

#8170

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May 16, 2019, 9:45 p.m.

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//Discrete Math, discussing a K3,3 graph in terms of resources going to people's houses Rose: So, Sophia doesn't get any love because her love is blocked by Emmanuel's bacon pipe

#8173

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May 17, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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Gonzalez: Catherine with a C, Catherine with a K, Catherine with a Y...

#8239

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June 4, 2019, 1:22 p.m.

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//volume of rotated solids, intersection of x^2 and x^3 rotated about y = 2 Rose: This is what we call a 'stupid bowl' The kind of thing that when someone gives it to you, you're just like, why did you give this to me? Because literally when you put something in it falls out the other end.

#8332

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Oct. 8, 2019, 2:06 p.m.

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//Stat, doing an activity with a data set of reaction times Stein: Now, I want to make a list of of the best people and the worst people Stein: *muttering* Hmph, I sound like Trump

#8524

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Feb. 24, 2020, 7:17 p.m.

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//lunch, outside of rne: street has left a note saying he will be back by 11:30 //it's 11:37 and freshmen are freaking out about trebuchets //Street finally returns at 11:40 Street: Whoops, I meant to put 11:30 in central time.