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Jan. 24, 2012, 4:15 p.m.

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//George Wu's name is listed as Xuanting in the attendance Bosse: How did you get George from that? George: The "X" is pronounced like a "G", and the rest is pronounced as "eorge"

#4145

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May 18, 2012, 10:03 p.m.

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//Some guy comes into Cell Phys delivering candygram-esque "kisses" Student: Is Pulkit here? I have a kiss to deliver. Bosse: No, sorry, he's waiting outside. //Student leaves Bosse: Aww, I wish I could have seen him get the kiss. Student 2: You realize that it's not a real kiss, right? Bosse: Oh really? You don't kiss them on the cheek or something? Well that's dissapointing. Raphael: Ms. Bosse...did you really want to see two guys kissing? Bosse: Well, it would have been interesting...

#4243

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Oct. 10, 2012, 7:35 p.m.

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//During XC Practice, Raanan and Kirkendall are approached from behind by Andrew Simler, who they think is Patrick Shan. Raanan: Patrick, your hair turned orange! And you're not Asian anymore! Kirkendall: I think you mean to say, he became...disoriented.

#4269

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Oct. 22, 2012, 3:57 p.m.

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Rose: Calculus is in two months so I expect you to be able to know everything from precalc like instantly. Class: OK. Rose: Except for everything we did all of September and the first half of October about matrices and stuff, you can just erase that from your minds. Class: Then why did we spend a month and a half doing them? Rose: Just because...

#4293

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Nov. 9, 2012, 7:08 p.m.

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//Alex Woo draws PSY from Gangnam Style as Captain Zero for Analysis 1B. Stein is presenting everyone's artwork and holds Alex's up. Stein: So here we have Alex Woo's nice picture... //He stares at it for a few seconds Stein: ...Alex, did you draw Kim Jong Il?

#5164

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Sept. 2, 2014, 7:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: When all you have is a hammer, it doesn't really matter if you have a nail or not. All you can do is hit things. Harrison: Sounds like robotics.

#5373

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Feb. 3, 2015, 7:19 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Rose, I won't be here next class. Are we doing anything important? Rose: Every class is important. Student: Ok, but is it going to be super important? Rose: Every class is super important. Student: Alright, fine. What are we doing? Rose: I don't know.

#5725

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Jan. 4, 2016, 4:36 p.m.

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Street (to Kevin): What did I tell you about not making girls hate you? Shwetha: Well, it's too late for Ryan Tse. Ryan: Damn!

#6658

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Sept. 25, 2017, 8:44 p.m.

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Mr. Street: All of you maggots- Student: ...Do you mean magnets?... Mr. Street: No, maggots.

#6921

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Nov. 12, 2017, 9:59 p.m.

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Clay: So, as you can see from this data graph I made, 28 of you wrote stories about death and 0 of you wrote stories about life. //class smiles innocently Clay: Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with all of you.