#8324

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Oct. 3, 2019, 8:06 a.m.

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Student: When I was born my cat had to go on antidepressants.

#8415

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Dec. 9, 2019, 9:43 a.m.

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//ap chem, people looking at psat scores on early scores and getting loud O'donovan: Are you guys working on chemistry? You sound far too excited to be working on chemistry...

#8835

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Dec. 15, 2020, 2:31 p.m.

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//On a powerpoint about chess Rose: Someone should teach a class on game theory at Blair. Rose: Who should do it? Me, but I don't know anything about the topic.

#9022

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Feb. 23, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: I never get 100% participation. Lodal: I assume it's because some people *die* during the class -- and then their necromancer parents raise them from the dead after class.

#9083

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April 8, 2021, 1:56 p.m.

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Piper: Sometimes when you write something, you think you wrote it correctly but you actually didn't Piper: And of course you understand it, but other people might not Piper: Like if I were to write, "As a child, my dad was an Army officer," I'm trying to say my dad was an Army officer when I was little Piper: But to other people it looks like I'm saying my dad was a general when he was seven

#9527

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Dec. 6, 2021, 9:53 p.m.

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//Pd 9 Cuadrado (Spanish 5) Sra. Cuadrado: What is the Spanish word for someone who likes to stay at home? Solomon: Um... Isabel Allende? *The whole room breaks down into laughter*

#9666

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Dec. 20, 2021, 2:49 p.m.

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// pd 9 Rao Diego: Does it count as waterboarding if it's diesel?

#9691

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Dec. 22, 2021, 3:18 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, let me take attendance here real quick. And then we will do ... absolutely nothing.

#9865

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Jan. 31, 2022, 8:07 a.m.

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Kyei: wait, there's no school tomorrow? What the heck? Students: it's a professional day Kyei: but the quarter just started! Students: I think it's *really* for Chinese new year Kyei: ...oh yeahhhhh, I DO celebrate Chinese New year!...

#10017

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Feb. 17, 2022, 1 p.m.

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//Birthday Speech of Booyya Berhane, Transcribed by Jason Liu "February 17th, 2004, 7 pm, Holy Cross Hospital. There are an uncountable amount of stars in the sky, and on one night, they all aligned, and that was the night I was born. Now I’m not a narcissist, but I have to recognize that I’m one of the greatest human beings ever born. Amen! And being gifted by the heavens, by my friends, by my environment, has really taught me something. Do you know what it taught me? It taught me every single one of you is valuable. But none of you is more valuable than [sic] me. Think of it. This is the zero value point. I’m like up here, this is a limit. You guys are somewhere around here. Thank you for listening guys. You are all valuable in your own ways. Have a wonderful day everybody."