#12882

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Jan. 23, 2024, 7:53 a.m.

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Lodal: the freshmen and sophomores these days are so bad with blairbash Lodal: Blairbash is not a good thing anyway, but if you're going to use at least save it for stuff that's actually funny Lodal: and not just like six boring comments every day taken way out of context

#393

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June 1, 2009, 10 p.m.

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Manuel: So if Berlin was blockaded off, how do you think Truman sent supplies to Berlin? Someone: Plane! Someone else: Trucks! Valerie: JUST BRING IT TO THEM BY SHIP. GOD.

#1898

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May 9, 2010, 12:49 p.m.

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Eli: Quick, name all the members of the Beastie Boys. Jack: I can't name them; They all have weird Australian names. Eli: Australians have American-sounding names. Jack: But not like John Smith. Eli: What, like Wallaby McGee?

#3259

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April 26, 2011, 9:53 a.m.

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//Ashu runs into POE with a hammer Kaluta: Ashu, why do you need a hammer? Ashu: We're mashing up the oranges!

#4154

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May 26, 2012, 2:33 p.m.

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//In SRP, period 3 Someone on other side of room: What's an oxymoron? Phillip: Jumbo shrimp! Viju: Honest Viju! //Duval laughs //later Viju: Just trust me on this. I never lie (in response to something). Duval: You JUST said honest Viju was an oxymoron! Viju: I lied.

#5477

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April 30, 2015, 11:01 p.m.

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//Two masses and two springs problem Schwartz: What shall be call the first mass? Student 1: Mass 1! Student 2: Bob! Schwartz: (Points to Students) Ok, Your mom! //students are laughing and confused Student: How did you hear "your mom?" Student 2: I said Bob Student 1: I said mass 1 Schwartz: Oh, I probably combined those two and got "Your mom" //We then named the other mass "Sid" //So the rest of the springs and masses discussion contained quotes like: Schwartz: What is the mass of your mom? ... Schwartz: So we've got Sid attached to a spring attached to your mom attached to the wall with a spring! ... Schwartz: In what direction is the force experienced by your mom? ... Schwartz: When Sid is going in the positive direction, your mom wants to pull Sid back! //And of course, after the discussion, when Schwartz is erasing: Schwartz: We don't need your mom anymore!

#5650

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Nov. 19, 2015, 6:05 p.m.

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//Mr. Street happily goes off-topic and talks about how many students smoked cigarettes when he was in junior high Katheryn: Mr. Street, do you want a cigarette? Well you don't need one because you're already smoking hot! Street: Aww thanks, that really touches my heart.

#6637

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Sept. 22, 2017, 4:58 p.m.

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//Rose is subbing for Schwartz. He's explaining how to graph functions. Rose: Evan has some *important business* to take care of at midnight. //class laughs Rose: So Vivian sneaks into his room at night while he's sleeping.

#7836

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Jan. 4, 2019, 4:13 p.m.

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//After Rose reads from Logicomix for 20 minutes //Rose walks across the room, looking at clock Rose: How much time did we waste? Dana: Zero! Rose: Good answer.

#8297

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Sept. 19, 2019, 1:24 p.m.

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//7th period Logic Rose: Let’s start with a beautiful quote from the big boy himself: Aristotle