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April 30, 2013, 5:53 p.m.

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//Some teacher passes a group of Magnets in the hall Teacher: I get really nervous when I hear magnets talking about sex...

#7965

-125

Feb. 27, 2019, 1:57 p.m.

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Conor: Guitar is such a good meme. You get your fingers working....you leave satisfied

#9437

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Nov. 29, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// Schafer is talking about consequences of fictional planets having too much or too little mass. Schafer: Escape velocity. *Pauses, looks at Shron* Schafer: Owo uwu. Sus. Highly sus.

#3820

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Nov. 30, 2011, 8:56 p.m.

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//Explaining the definition of "platonic friend" Angelina: But people of the same gender can't have sex!

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-214

Feb. 4, 2020, 1:30 p.m.

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Jennifer: Hey Lena get the agar Lillian: you need the bigidiba— Lillian: the big boat

#7227

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Feb. 14, 2018, 5:59 p.m.

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//comparing Izzee and Sam's height Noam: Hmm I really can't tell who's taller. Bracklinn: Maybe it depends on how thick their soles are. //examine their shoes Noam: Yeah, I don't know whose soles are thicker. Bracklinn: Well, Isabella doesn't have a soul anyway, so it doesn't matter.

#11788

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April 26, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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//On our way to Lodal Gugan Thuduppathy: It would be funny if I shorted out an outlet with pencil lead and a charger, while holding the lead. Jerry Lu: Gugan, no! Jerry: This is a "Gugan, No!" moment.

#8013

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March 15, 2019, 10:13 a.m.

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Anika: Can I go to the bathroom? Duval: Never!!! Duval: Just kidding, of course you can.....take Jeff

#3049

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March 8, 2011, 5:46 p.m.

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Angelina: Eww, that's wrong. Carol: How is that wrong? Saurav: Because the Sun God will come and eat you.

#4272

-210

Oct. 23, 2012, 12:16 p.m.

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//Raanan is asking Alan Du a question about how to do something on a Mac Alan: (while logging into a Mac) I don't know, I don't use Macs.