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#7227

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Feb. 14, 2018, 5:59 p.m.

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//comparing Izzee and Sam's height Noam: Hmm I really can't tell who's taller. Bracklinn: Maybe it depends on how thick their soles are. //examine their shoes Noam: Yeah, I don't know whose soles are thicker. Bracklinn: Well, Isabella doesn't have a soul anyway, so it doesn't matter.

#11788

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April 26, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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//On our way to Lodal Gugan Thuduppathy: It would be funny if I shorted out an outlet with pencil lead and a charger, while holding the lead. Jerry Lu: Gugan, no! Jerry: This is a "Gugan, No!" moment.

#8013

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March 15, 2019, 10:13 a.m.

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Anika: Can I go to the bathroom? Duval: Never!!! Duval: Just kidding, of course you can.....take Jeff

She meant to say pete

#3049

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March 8, 2011, 5:46 p.m.

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Angelina: Eww, that's wrong. Carol: How is that wrong? Saurav: Because the Sun God will come and eat you.

#4272

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Oct. 23, 2012, 12:16 p.m.

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//Raanan is asking Alan Du a question about how to do something on a Mac Alan: (while logging into a Mac) I don't know, I don't use Macs.

#4402

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Jan. 25, 2013, 9:56 p.m.

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//Goofing off in Ms. Jeral's class as usual. Samantha: Oh look, a coat hanger! Is that for illicit fish abortions?

#5467

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April 21, 2015, 9:28 p.m.

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//Physics team meeting Mike: So say you have a solar system. Victor: That's like a pretty big system! Mike: But not as big as your mom!

Victor is constantly, as Mike puts it, "undermining Mike" during physics team meetings. In response, Mike usually insults Victor in some way, shape, or form.

mike, victor, system, team, physics

#7006

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Dec. 4, 2017, 9:55 a.m.

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//To Anson Ryan: I'm never signing out of your Spotify, you actually have good music

#7797

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Dec. 10, 2018, 10:16 a.m.

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Duval: Will Bass is my favorite person to turn pink.

#8925

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Jan. 22, 2021, 11:25 a.m.

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Street: But you know, I am happy to make those sacrifices for my students Street: Especially for [Student] Street: Especially for your benefit, [Student] // later, taking attendance Street: [Student] ... //student shakes head Street: You keep denying it, but the evidence is clear