#13576

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March 21, 2025, 2:24 p.m.

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Xavier Marcus: Where the fruzz (freshmen huzz) at?

#7788

-3167

Dec. 5, 2018, 2:16 p.m.

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//ESS period 8 Noam: So is slate the flattest rock? Lodal: no... *Noam, Max, and Bracklinn all look at each other and try very hard not to laugh* Lodal: Is there a bad pun to that? Bracklinn: ... Not for you... *Noam, Max, and Bracklinn break down in laughter* *the rest of the class is just awkwardly watching* Lodal: I hate inside jokes. I want to be part of it, but I also really don't.

#8348

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Oct. 15, 2019, 2:11 p.m.

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//Orgo Chris: Do you know the webcomic xkcd? Brabazon: No. Chris: Well anyways, they put out a comic where it said that the winner of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry was awarded to the group who discovered the missing elements at the top of the periodic table. Brabazon: *doesn't laugh* That's just incorrect.

#8895

-66

Jan. 14, 2021, 11:19 a.m.

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Ahrens: Maybe [Student] won't take out the trash anymore Ahrens: That'd be one way to prevent him from breaking his kneecap

#11757

-66

April 17, 2023, 5:10 p.m.

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Evan Z: I love it when he tells us to laugh

#12803

-66

Dec. 23, 2023, 7:44 p.m.

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//Someone talks about something being an L David Katz: do you know what else is an L? David Katz: λ̴̦̖̉̄͒̏ά̴̪̺̽̄μ̵̤̼̈́͋̊͠͠β̴̢̢̗̞̹̀͜δ̶̛̞̫̹̊̍̔̉̿α̴͍͚̬̗̰̰̇̑̿͌́̊

#13288

-66

April 12, 2024, 11:55 a.m.

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[Redacted]: Whore! [Redacted]: Try it, I'm telling you!

#13388

-66

May 26, 2024, 10:30 p.m.

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Andy Ying: I can draw meth

#9424

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Nov. 23, 2021, 11:25 a.m.

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\\substitute sub: anyone know who is aneesh dasgupta? sub: he is my son and he is your age but he goes to a different school

#804

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Nov. 4, 2009, 8:36 p.m.

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Mr. Prange: My house was built in '41! Eugene: Ew!