#7881

139147

Jan. 24, 2019, 12:04 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Lodal stops me in the hallway Lodal: Reynald, can you put a quote up on blairbash reminding my astronomy kids to bring in their text books?

#7428

8286

April 19, 2018, 6:38 p.m.

⚐ Report

Catherine: magnet relationships never last long because at one point they have to pick to go out with you or with their homework and they will always pick homework.

#7777

8286

Nov. 30, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Logic Rose: Don't ever whisper something to me quietly just before I'm about to say "Alright". Like, don't quietly ask "can I take all your money", because then I'll say something like "Good good good!".

#8102

7173

April 10, 2019, 12:16 p.m.

⚐ Report

//Going to Wallops Rajit: There's a Kars4Kids. (Sarcastically) Do they trade cars for kids? Duval: That's how I got mine. Colin: Your cars or your kids? Duval: Yes.

#3471

8387

June 26, 2011, 1:50 p.m.

⚐ Report

Loomis: It's pyrite. Wait, no it's not. Thomas: It's fool's pyrite!

#7913

7274

Feb. 5, 2019, 9:05 a.m.

⚐ Report

//part 2 of previous sloe duval quote Duval: You can call [Raymond] Rae-Rae Sunshine. He might even respond. *Raymond looks up, utterly horrified* Duval: See?

#7725

229241

Nov. 13, 2018, 9:44 a.m.

⚐ Report

//Ms. Duval is doing a trivia on herself Duval: What are the names of my dogs? //Timmy instantly raises his hand, Duval calls on him Timmy: Sam and Alice

#7684

8589

Oct. 30, 2018, 9:29 a.m.

⚐ Report

//Reading directions for schoolwide survey Lodal, angrily: "Read the directions in a natural tone of voice!!"

#3532

115121

Sept. 9, 2011, 2:13 p.m.

⚐ Report

Stein: Statistically speaking, the average human has one Fallopian tube. //Pham pops in out of nowhere Pham: What you saying about Fallopian tube?

#8193

7678

May 29, 2019, 7:43 p.m.

⚐ Report

//PPX 2019 Rose: So I heard I was on one of the puzzles. Katheryn: Yeah you're on the crossword //Crossword clue reads: "Mr. Rose, allegedly" //Answer was adult Rose: I mean I'm pretty much an adult. I got married. I have a child. I turned 40. Reynald: Mr. Rose, the fact that you had to justify...