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March 21, 2024, 12:59 p.m.

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Evan Zhang: I will make IChO this year Andy: I choke on deez nuts

#13241

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March 22, 2024, 7:43 p.m.

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john: *sneaks in to mr pham’s class* mr pham: who are u? john: im alem mr pham: john, get out of here.

#8166

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May 15, 2019, 6:59 p.m.

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//Period 5 lunch, playing Avalon //Oscar throws the Lady of the Lake at Carlos Oscar: Here, have the hot lady. Nicole: Who said you could give me to Carlos? Oscar: No comment

#3833

121

Dec. 5, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Rose: Hey, Janvi, do you like my new shoes? Janvi: No, they're ugly. Just like you.

#7940

121

Feb. 14, 2019, 10:24 a.m.

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Pham: You can either play with electron or nucleus. Which one is easier? Class: electron Debkanya: but playing with the nucleus is more fun

#8983

014

Feb. 8, 2021, 4:26 p.m.

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// equation of the form log_a (expression) = log_a (other expression) Student: just chop off the logs Kirk: You can just chop off the logs. Which is exactly the pun I needed today. // after finding out pun was not intended Kirk: The best puns are accidental.

#10000

016

Feb. 16, 2022, 9 a.m.

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kyei: "what's the wildest thing a teacher could do?" everyone: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

#10619

016

May 25, 2022, 3:17 p.m.

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// Chem RNE Pd 9, working in the computer room. Dhruva is using OnShape to model his group's experiment Vera: What units are these? Dhruva: Inches. Vera: American scum!

#2658

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Dec. 10, 2010, 8:48 p.m.

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Goldburg: Amy Yan, you can be Creon Amy Yan: Yes. Goldburg: You know what, Charles Yin should be Antigone, you could imprison him. Amy Yan: YES!!!

#3002

-19

Feb. 25, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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Becca: Ask E what gucci mane means. I don't understand what designer has to do with horses.