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#5539

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Sept. 18, 2015, 12:43 a.m.

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Person: Tonka is running, and in the middle he takes a #2. Then he starts running again. Davis: Okay... running. (louder) Why does he run faster after the break? Everybody: He lost weight. Person 2: No, it must have been a fart.

#9045

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March 5, 2021, 3 p.m.

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Street: I can just hand out abuse to [Student] and get paid more for it. //later Street: If we demean and squash the souls of the children, we get 5% more money.

#9477

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Dec. 2, 2021, 9:55 a.m.

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//This student always has his music playing really loudly through earbuds. Subayi asked him to stop like 5 minutes ago Subayi: You must really like this song, to be playing it so loudly. Turn it down. // 30 seconds later Subayi: [Student], I can still hear it. Turn it down. Student: But it's literally at the second lowest volume level. // Student turns it down again Subayi: Finally, I can't hear it anymore Other Student: I can still hear it // Another 30 seconds pass Subayi: I CAN STILL HEAR IT!!! // Student turns it down yet again Subayi: Thank god that awful noise is out of my ears now.

#9629

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Dec. 15, 2021, 5:36 p.m.

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Roberts: I'm sus of the sus chords!

#10391

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April 1, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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Cuadrado: Son gallinas. Chicken chicken, coward coward.

#11042

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Oct. 26, 2022, 7:41 p.m.

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mogge: u get 20 points for being alive

#11369

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Jan. 3, 2023, 4:05 p.m.

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Grace: Think of an evil politician - wait that's all of them.

#12009

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Aug. 28, 2023, 8:44 a.m.

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Stein: So this year MCPS bought this fancy new system called RemindHub. Stein: The best part is that I can call you at any time, just to say "hiiii". Andy: If you love RemindHub, you'll love RemindHub Premium.

#12422

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Oct. 31, 2023, 7:32 a.m.

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Katz: I don't need a costume, I'm already scary enough

#12738

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Dec. 15, 2023, 11:26 a.m.

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Jeremy Kang: i say so many unhinged things and people blairbash them for no reason