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April 20, 2015, 9:01 p.m.

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//In Quantum, discussing homework. Question is about which states of matter will emit line spectra. Schafer: First of all, what's a line spectrum? Robbie: I interpreted it to mean the spectrum admitted by an excited gas.

#6021

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Sept. 13, 2016, 1:13 a.m.

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//Finding the inverse of a matrix in class Rose: It takes about 10 minutes, so do it!

#6202

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Jan. 18, 2017, 9:49 a.m.

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Sambuddha: Wittenburg is the center of Martin Luther King.

#6990

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Nov. 30, 2017, 7:56 a.m.

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//AP NSL, Pd 2: /*Selman tells a joke: Man at the zoo: Where are all the monkeys? Zookeeper: It's mating season, they're inside. Man: Would they come out for peanuts? Zookeeper: Would you? */ EHao: I don't get it. EHao: What's a peanut? //Loann & Evan can't believe it EHao: No actually, what the hell is a peanut?

#11591

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Feb. 17, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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Anderson: You'll see some handwriting, which I would criticise as sloppy, but, honestly, it's better than mine.

#13649

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Oct. 22, 2025, 10:39 a.m.

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(Not verbatim) Eric Yang: "You are either a butch lesbian and grounded in reality, or a femme lesbian and delusional."

#11111

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Nov. 4, 2022, 2:24 p.m.

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Leul: I'm gonna nuke your head Annika: With what? Leul: deez nuts

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May 10, 2024, 11:11 a.m.

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Eric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.

#4349

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Dec. 12, 2012, 8:01 a.m.

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M-E: Wouldn't be funny if an English teacher got colon cancer?

#370

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May 27, 2009, 7:50 p.m.

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//Wei-Hwa is talking about the time he met Glenn Seaborg at ISTS Wei-Hwa: He liked telling the story of why Plutonium is Pu. Pl isn't taken by platinum, that's Pt. Piper: Why is it Pu? Wei-Hwa: Because scientists love saying P-U. Piper: *laughs hysterically* That is the best reason!