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Nov. 2, 2010, 12:38 p.m.

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//At Daniel Chen's house for an ESS project Daniel's dad: Hey I got pizza.  Oh yeah, Daniel Barg is kosher.  Can you eat this? Barg: What kind of pizza is it? Daniel's dad: It meat lovers! It has everything on it! Chen: I don't think it's kosher...

#2576

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Nov. 19, 2010, 12:08 p.m.

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//walking through the hallway in the morning Random Student: OH CRAP!! Us: ?? Random Student: I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDICINE!!

#3023

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March 3, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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//Talking about where Donaldson saw a "moonbow" (like a rainbow, but made by moonlight) during Optics. Donaldson: It was the on the isle of "Virgin Gorda." "The Fat Virgin." Alex CG: No wonder she's a virgin!

#4393

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Jan. 12, 2013, 9:52 a.m.

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Roberts: So take out your pencils and mark up your music! That's why pencils were invented, to mark up music! Billy: THAT'S why pencils were invented?!

#4433

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Feb. 12, 2013, 5:20 p.m.

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//After ranting about some chicken connection to Looney Tunes that none of the students understood Duval: Come on, guys! Where's all your chicken knowledge? Cathy: In my stomach.

#4810

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March 25, 2014, 6:26 p.m.

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(in reference to Mogge and the world test tomorrow) Teddy: That punk

#4968

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May 24, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

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//Grossman hasn't shown up for a CAP 9 US History class for 20 minutes and everyone is just goofing off when Simel pokes her head in from next door Simel: Uh...where's Grossman? //The class goes quiet Simel: Okay, then, I was just gonna return [Random Student's] agenda book that they left in my room... //Simel returns the book and then cautiously backs out the door while everyone suppresses chuckles

#5469

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April 22, 2015, 9:40 a.m.

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Pham: ...what's after 9?

#7283

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March 1, 2018, noon

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Haddad: My knee feels like it’s coming out. Coming out of the closet. My knee is gay.

#8941

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Jan. 27, 2021, 10:14 a.m.

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Schafer: A whole lot of *nothing* happens