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⚐ ReportEric Shi: You weren't watching! Jason Yao: I was watching more than you! Did you see God? Eric: No shit I saw God! Jason: Did you see the cow? Eric: Of course I saw the cow! Did you see the guy? Jason: ...no? Eric: How could you? The guy is so important! Jason: They look the fucking same! I can't tell them apart! Eric: (gasps audibly) That's racist.
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⚐ Report//Wei-Hwa is talking about the time he met Glenn Seaborg at ISTS Wei-Hwa: He liked telling the story of why Plutonium is Pu. Pl isn't taken by platinum, that's Pt. Piper: Why is it Pu? Wei-Hwa: Because scientists love saying P-U. Piper: *laughs hysterically* That is the best reason!
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⚐ Report//At Daniel Chen's house for an ESS project Daniel's dad: Hey I got pizza. Oh yeah, Daniel Barg is kosher. Can you eat this? Barg: What kind of pizza is it? Daniel's dad: It meat lovers! It has everything on it! Chen: I don't think it's kosher...
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⚐ Report//walking through the hallway in the morning Random Student: OH CRAP!! Us: ?? Random Student: I FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDICINE!!
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⚐ Report//Talking about where Donaldson saw a "moonbow" (like a rainbow, but made by moonlight) during Optics. Donaldson: It was the on the isle of "Virgin Gorda." "The Fat Virgin." Alex CG: No wonder she's a virgin!
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⚐ ReportRoberts: So take out your pencils and mark up your music! That's why pencils were invented, to mark up music! Billy: THAT'S why pencils were invented?!
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⚐ Report//After ranting about some chicken connection to Looney Tunes that none of the students understood Duval: Come on, guys! Where's all your chicken knowledge? Cathy: In my stomach.