#9555

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Dec. 8, 2021, 11:40 a.m.

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// Student nearly failing class Rose: Objectively, you're doing pretty bad, but for not having taken any magnet classes before, you're doing great.

#9554

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Dec. 8, 2021, 11:31 a.m.

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Gabaree: I had a kid a few years ago who was very conservative, and he looked up his mom and she'd donated some money to a bunch of liberal campaigns. He spent the rest of the period seething over that.

#9553

5353

Dec. 8, 2021, 11:27 a.m.

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> Quiz hasn't been graded after 3 weeks Student: I'd like to know my grade on the quiz Rose: Yeah, me too buddy

#9552

77

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:56 a.m.

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// Symphonic orchestra, just finished a twoset vid Roberts: They’re Breddy! I call them Breddy because I still can’t tell which one is which!

#9551

1010

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

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NOTE: Continuation of #9294 //Same student asks to go to the bathroom again Subayi: Are you going to call your boyfriend again? Student: Why do you keep asking me about him? Subayi: Give me your phone. // Subayi glances on the phone, on it is a picture of a guy Subayi: *That's* your boyfriend? He's so ugly!

#9550

1010

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:37 a.m.

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// talking about PACs; spongebob reference on the slide Gabaree: And how did a squirrel end up down there, anyway? // later; still talking about kids' shows Gabaree: There are some shows that have different jokes in there for the kids and the parents Gabaree: Mr. Rogers is not one of those shows

#9549

1919

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:28 a.m.

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Gabaree: Supply chain. No pens yet. Gabaree: You guys use that excuse at home yet? You should. Gabaree: Your parents will probably laugh. They'll think you're reading the paper, that you're hip to all that stuff, and then you'll go back up to your room, turn on your phone and keep social distancing.

#9548

39

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:17 a.m.

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Mr. Kyei: Y'all acting like you in my generation but you don't know what Yik Yak is!

#9547

1717

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:12 a.m.

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Gabaree: Imagine you have a cookie jar, and everyone in the family eats a couple at a time. So the cookie supply is slowly getting depleted. Gabaree: Then let's say somebody, let's say your brother, takes a bunch of cookies from the cookie jar and eats all at once. Gabaree: Now the cookies aren't gonna get made again for a while because your brother will just take them and eat them all, and your brother's ruined it for everyone. Gabaree: I should stop. I actually have some trauma over that. I must've triggered something there.

#9546

68

Dec. 8, 2021, 9:02 a.m.

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Student: Wait, is this due next class? Student: Yay, I can procrastinate! Schwartz: No. Student: NOOOOO