#13507

1414

Nov. 21, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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Sahu: Whoa, whoa! I do not consent to being touched by that thing!

#13503

2222

Nov. 15, 2024, 1 p.m.

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Rose: I was tutoring this girl... It was clear nothing was going on in her head.

#13502

1919

Nov. 8, 2024, 12:46 p.m.

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Collection of Certified Rose Moments since BlairBash last went down: // Rose: on Wednesdays we take the parallel postulate, on Thursdays we take postulate 5'... Dylan: and on Fridays we play the cure! // Rose: why are you doing that? Are you doing that because i was doing it? Are you making fun of me? Class: *no answer* Rose: alright! // Rose: Kline is just Klining all over the place // Rose: You actually like Morris Kline? Is that why you whispered? Vera: yes Rose: weird // Rose: This is in my nightmares, I stop talking for one second and all the teenagers start talking, this is what I have nightmares about. // Rose: What was I talking about? I love my job, nightmares... // Rose: so what are Europeans doing around 1550? Rose: they're exploring, colonizing, killing people... Rose: they're building a lot of ships, and they're-- Student: mercantilism Rose: mercant--yeah all that stuff. // Rose: we can't do everything today because what will we do tomorrow? // Rose: if someone's calling it a principle or a doctrine that's how you know they're bullshitting you. Rose: the doctrine of "give me $20"

#13497

1515

Oct. 21, 2024, 12:41 p.m.

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Rose: some years people get this too quickly and ask me "Mr Rose what is 'straight'" and I just have to go "oh *shit*"

#13495

1313

Oct. 17, 2024, 4:22 p.m.

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Sahu: I can just birth the baby the way I want it to be

#13492

88

Oct. 15, 2024, 2:27 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: If you're going to run up to someone and stab them you might as well use a knife.

#13490

2121

Oct. 11, 2024, 11 a.m.

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Ziyad: can we do a bomb lab? O'Donovan: NO!

#13486

812

Oct. 9, 2024, 12:37 p.m.

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“9/11 jokes have been chill since like 2007.” -Michael Zenick

#13483

1416

Oct. 8, 2024, 12:26 p.m.

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Rose: I’m a God.

#13482

913

Oct. 4, 2024, 12:48 p.m.

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William Zhang: give me the child predator William: I NEED IT William: GIVE ME THE CHILD PREDATOR