#7423

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April 18, 2018, 5:43 p.m.

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Pham: Give example of diffusion? Student 1: When you spray Febreeze, it spreads out in the room. Pham: No no no, there is force. That not diffusion. *calls on another student* Student 2: When you fart, the gases spread everywhere. Class: Wait but there's force. Pham: If you not wearing underwear or something, fart can come out without force!

#7421

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April 18, 2018, 5:41 p.m.

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Schwartz: At universities, the math department is the second cheapest department because all they need is paper, pencils, and trash cans. //pause Schwartz: Philosophy is the cheapest because they don't need the trash cans

#7418

1820

April 18, 2018, 10:23 a.m.

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Pham: sometimes I do illegal things, so you guys have to catch me.

#7417

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April 18, 2018, 9:12 a.m.

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//Micro Economics Monday Ryan: Jonathan, can I use your water bottle. Jonathan: No. Ryan: I forgot mine at home. Jonathan: Go to the water fountain. Ryan: Ug. That involves getting up. Jonathan: If you value the water enough to go to the water fountain, then you should do that and I do not need to give you water. If you don't, then you clearly do not value the water enough. //Ryan goes to the water fountain. //Micro Economics Wednesday Jonathan: Ryan, did you remember to bring a water bottle today. Ryan: Shoot. Jonathan: Do you want mine? Resources should be spread to those who need. Those who have should give to those without, even if those without did not take the necessary actions to acquire those resources. Ryan: Screw you. I don't want your water.

#7415

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April 17, 2018, 12:09 p.m.

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//block b pham, talking about effusion/diffusion Pham: If you leave a helium balloon out overnight, next morning it's all deflated and on the floor! Bracklinn: just like my hopes and dreams Pham: for what guy? *after everyone stops laughing* Pham: You know, I couldn't say that to everyone. Some might call it harassment or something.

#7414

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April 16, 2018, 5:31 p.m.

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//testing laundry detergent in discrete Rose: Normal, grease, food, and mud... the 4 basic food groups.

#7413

59

April 16, 2018, 2:56 p.m.

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Mogge: ... FDR. Who does that stand for? Class: Franklin Delano Roosevelt Mogge: Actually, he didn't stand much.

#7411

55

April 16, 2018, 9:49 a.m.

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//Arsene's phone makes an alarm sound. Arsene: There's a flash flood warning. Whitacre: You're not doing your work! Grade warning! Grade warning!

#7410

1416

April 14, 2018, 9:42 p.m.

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//Schwartz, Kirk, Duval, and Gonzalez are jousting with dowels behind their ears during Wallops Schwartz: Hey, do you guys have your journals? Shreeya: Wait...are we taking notes? Evan G: hahaha yeah, notes on what NOT to do with your free time.

#7407

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April 13, 2018, 9:11 a.m.

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Rose: Reynald I had a dream about you last night. Rose: You and Rafi were at a summer camp and you were ten, shorter and with a higher-pitched voice... I was a camp counselor, but you kept correcting me like all the time... Whenever I said something you were like "No no no Mr. Rose you gotta do this"...