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#12031

44

Aug. 31, 2023, 4:09 p.m.

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Rose: I am not an expert at anything

"i should get a sign that says that" no context needed, cf 11589, 11781, 11374

logic, rose

#12030

1616

Aug. 31, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Smolen: "I cut open a brain named Tim and ate it... Yunyi, come out."

P4 Phil Orch, second day of class. We were doing an activity where Smolen tried to match what someone did over the summer to the student.

brain, yunyi, orchestra, smolen

#12029

1515

Aug. 31, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Smolen: "This will be a death to the match! ...I mean, a match to the death!" Ricky: "Why not slapboxing?" Smolen: "No, no. That is Week 2 material."

P4 Phil Orchestra, second day of school. Smolen wants to get the class' energy going with a Rock Paper Scissors tournament.

ricky, orchestra, smolen

#12028

19

Aug. 31, 2023, 7:16 a.m.

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Ethan: I have hydrophobic ears but a homophobic heart. Ethan: I’m not sexist I just hate women.

#12027

48

Aug. 30, 2023, 9:08 p.m.

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Mr Jimenez: what are you excited for this year? AP Psych Student: the ap psych exam

#12026

-13

Aug. 30, 2023, 9:07 p.m.

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Alem: I've been repressed around children

#12025

1010

Aug. 30, 2023, 4 p.m.

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Cooper: I’m bisexual, but with a 100% preference towards men

#12024

1111

Aug. 30, 2023, 1:50 p.m.

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Sahu: what should we name the person? someone: Jimmy Yongle: Yongle Sahu: what about "Jongle"

the email sahu made for this person is j@yongle.com

yongle, adsb, sahu

#12023

1012

Aug. 30, 2023, 1:48 p.m.

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Sahu: what's 5 in binary again? Class: 101 Veena: c'mon, this is like CompSci 101

#12022

77

Aug. 30, 2023, 12:51 p.m.

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Glenn: Here is a general rule for my class: students should not put their feet or socks on me. Glenn: When my kids put their bare feet on me I'm fine with it, but when they put their sock feet on me... Glenn: *gagging noises*