Blairbash.org

Search Quotes 

#11404

1414

Jan. 10, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

⚐ Report
Delaney, to Jeremy: Really? We're doing a cardiac dissection and you're eating Doritos?

#11403

1010

Jan. 9, 2023, 2:47 p.m.

⚐ Report
Kaluta: Work harder! This is supposed to be a sweatshop!

#11402

79

Jan. 9, 2023, 10:10 a.m.

⚐ Report
//Discussing SRP Presentations Rose: So... um.. should I just do it electronically? Like, how do I do this? Bosse: Rose. Your making this more complicated than necessary. Rose: No I'm not. Bosse: Yes you are.

#11401

1616

Jan. 8, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

⚐ Report
At Quizbowl tournament Henry M: I have given you 26g of sugar each in liquid form, use it!

Who knew San pelligrino had so much sugar

quizbowl

#11400

79

Jan. 6, 2023, 7:19 p.m.

⚐ Report
// Discussing scioly logistics O'Donovan: So you can choose who you want to sleep with. O'Donovan: I mean, you can choose who you want to share a room with.

#11399

2020

Jan. 6, 2023, 6:04 p.m.

⚐ Report
Rose: So how can we make a right triangle out of these two collinear segments? Vera: We should do the equal distance thing Rose: You... you mean a circle? The thing where all points are an equal distance from the center? Vera: ...Yes

#11398

66

Jan. 6, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

⚐ Report
Rivkah: Mein Kampf es su Kampf

#11397

810

Jan. 6, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

⚐ Report
O'Donovan: Does it make sense? O'Donovan: No it doesn't. You just gotta roll with it.

#11392

1515

Jan. 6, 2023, 9:51 a.m.

⚐ Report
Carlos: Mr. Stein, did you get a haircut? Stein: I had them all cut.

#11391

66

Jan. 5, 2023, 5:52 p.m.

⚐ Report
Mrs. Hart: A student teacher asked me if they could use the bunsen burners to make s'mores and I said "sure, if you want to poison everybody!" Mrs. Hart: Don't use bunsen burners for roasting marshmallows.

It's because of all the salts left behind from chem teachers doing the flame test.

hart