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#11387

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Jan. 5, 2023, 11:52 a.m.

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Stein: You guys better win so I get $1000!

#11386

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Jan. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Andy: a little academic dishonesty never hurt anyone.

// mod note: this was sarcastic, I endorse academic integrity

andy

#11385

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Jan. 5, 2023, 7:59 a.m.

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Will: Me? yeah, I'm running for the prime minister of Great Britain.

#11384

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Jan. 5, 2023, 7:52 a.m.

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//Kayden is absent in 2nd Period Isaiah: Are you Kayden me?

#11383

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Jan. 4, 2023, 8:47 p.m.

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//during english class fox: ok smurfs, now let's talk about colons literally everyone: what

#11382

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:57 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here are three examples I like to do. And by me, I mean you.

#11381

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:55 p.m.

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Schwartz: Can you agree that PIP^(-1) is I? I is PIP^(-1)? I am PIP^(-1)? Stephen: pip install joke

#11380

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: A week ago, it was eight degrees outside, and now it's too warm. Schwartz: You guys have to survive on this planet 20 years longer than me, and I'm already in trouble. Schwartz: Good luck!

Hahahaha, suckers! // mod note: schwartz literally embodies the "this is fine" meme because apparently, he's ok with 80 degree temperature in his house during the summer

future, climatechange, schwartz

#11379

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:47 p.m.

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Isak: How is the universe bigger than it is old?

Size of the observable universe: 93 billion light-years. Age of the universe: 13.7 billion years //mod note: because the expansion of space itself is not bound by the speed of light

isak

#11378

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Jan. 4, 2023, 5:45 p.m.

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In Mr. Seat's class, students are supposed to pretend to be members of different social classes during the French Revolution. Alex J is assigned clergy. Alex (reading from his computer): Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle. Cheering from the class Mr Seat: What does that mean? Alex: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life. Some cheering from the class Mr Seat: Okay... but what do you think about the taxation?