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#11383
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⚐ Report//during english class fox: ok smurfs, now let's talk about colons literally everyone: what
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Can you agree that PIP^(-1) is I? I is PIP^(-1)? I am PIP^(-1)? Stephen: pip install joke
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: A week ago, it was eight degrees outside, and now it's too warm. Schwartz: You guys have to survive on this planet 20 years longer than me, and I'm already in trouble. Schwartz: Good luck!
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⚐ ReportIn Mr. Seat's class, students are supposed to pretend to be members of different social classes during the French Revolution. Alex J is assigned clergy. Alex (reading from his computer): Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle. Cheering from the class Mr Seat: What does that mean? Alex: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life. Some cheering from the class Mr Seat: Okay... but what do you think about the taxation?