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#11205
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⚐ ReportStein(out of nowhere): It's like pornography. *Class goes silent* Stein: Do you know that supreme court case? I thought you guys studied it in NSL. Andy and Victor(simultaneously): Not that case... Stein: The Supreme Court basically said that they can't define pornography, but they know it when they see it.
#11204
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⚐ ReportStein: If you don’t think this is cool, either you aren’t paying attention or you don’t have a soul.
#11203
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⚐ Report//River Chen walks back into Multivar after a mid-class departure, pulls out a bag of chips Schwartz: Did you just go in and buy a bag of chips? River: No, I had it in my sweatshirt the whole time.
#11202
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I have 60 sandwich-tops of bamboo. Schwartz: That is a new sentence of Homo sapiens. I don't think anyone has said that before. Schwartz: If anyone says that in the future, they need to pay royalties.
#11201
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⚐ Report//Street walks into FoT Will: I thought you retired. Street: I did. Don't I look tired? I mean, retired?
#11200
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⚐ Report//Talking about triangle inequality Zeyuan: This triangle is just like me: Degenerate.
#11199
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⚐ Report//Robotics Raun: I went to Farmland Elementary for a year in third grade. Travis: Is that some sort of agricultural school?
#11198
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⚐ ReportBurnell: Alright, the bell's about to ring. Who needs more time to write? *half the class raise their hands* Burnell: Good!
#11197
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⚐ ReportLeo: The sacrifices I make for this woman. Leo: And by this woman I mean my mother.
#11196
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⚐ ReportSmolen: It's a compromise! Smolen: You get a little of what you want and you get a little of what I want. Smolen: Who's happy at the end? Nobody!