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⚐ ReportMogge: To prove that she was gentle, what did she carry around with her? Ram: A knife! Mogge: No not a knife! //pause Mogge: Well she did carry a knife but what else?
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: I don't procrastinate. Jerry Song: Procrastination implies that you actually do the work before it's due.
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⚐ ReportBurnell: I'm going to exclude the women from this. Burnell: Not that women don't have the power to kill, because they do.
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⚐ ReportBurnell: Right, an autopsy! Burnell: Like, looking at dead bodies and figuring out what happened to them. Burnell: Just for those who are into that in here. No judgement.
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⚐ ReportBurnell: As you know, my lectures are supplemental. Andy: So in other words, they don't help.
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⚐ Report//Ostrander before UMD competition Ostrander: First requirement of the test: you must be awake to take the test. Ostrander: Technically, you don't have to be awake, but if you want to get any points ... //later Ostrander: This is the one time when it's okay to be selfish. //later Ostrander: We're not being selfish -- we're being equitable.
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⚐ ReportDiego: There's a statistician at my dad's office who makes more money from gambling than his job at the office.
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⚐ ReportStein: I was in a plane crash in 1988. Carlos: How did that go? Stein: It didn't go well, it was a plane crash Victor: Did you survive?
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⚐ ReportBramble: Does anyone here have two passports? //several students raise hands Bramble: I'm guessing, for most of you, the other country is a European one. //several students (fewer) object Student: [My second passport is from] Australia Bramble: Well, that's Europe!